Stupid little things that bug you

Basically a function that sends a confirmation to the reader that you've read their email.

A bit like if your missus texted you "where are you?" when you'd gone to the pub and your phone sending her a message to say you'd read the text just so you get a bigger bollocking when you get home, though Whatsapp/Messenger already do this underhandedly anyway.

It’s so cunts can email a massive group of people and get a shit load of read receipts back to:

a) make themselves look popular with all the email notifications going ping ping ping
b) land you in the shit when you say “nope, I never saw that email”…”oh you mean this one that you read at 11:54am Tuesday before last”…basically used by snitching cunts with nowt better to do
 
Noise. I can't stand it. I've hit my 40s and I've turned into my old man.
I'm working from home and I live on the same street as a nursery, a dog obedience school, and a church.
So I get the screaming little fuckers at the nursery from 9am - 5pm (although the nursery staff are more annoying than the kids).
Then the dogs start at about 7 - 9pm at the dog obedience school every night.
And all the God botherers en masse early doors on Saturday and Sunday mornings - all slamming their BMW and Mercedes doors before they go inside and pray for all the poor people.

EDIT: Over the last 18 months I've reached a conclusion that Catholics are the most selfish twats on the planet.

Can't wait until the office is open again for a daily break from it because I've turned into a right moaning old bastard.
 

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