Joke thread

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[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

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[tommybooth]

Ban or no ban. Klopp.

 

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[Dogtanian]

My friend asked me,”Why are you carrying a 9 foot book?”

I said,”It’s a long story.”

 

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[Green18]

Just heard that Liverpool are looking for a new manager. Apparently him and his family are moving back home to Germany. Not heard much detail but just heard the Klopps go back this weekend…

 

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[Alan Harper's Tash]

My wife accused me of achieving nothing so I told her, 'Well I won the Leslie Nielson award at school.

'What's that?', she said.

'It's a big building with kids in it, but that’s not important right now.’

 

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[bluethrunthru]

Bukake at bed time has to be one of the best lines ever

 

[Zuriblue]

: Some worrying news coming out of Anfield tonight, there are rumours circulating that Jürgen Klopp and John W Henry have had a major bust up on the future of LFC, with whispers that Jürgen will resign in the morning (Saturday)

So just to clarify: “The Klopp’s Go Back This Weekend”