Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[FightLikeAGirl]

Darius Vassell?

Domestic violence, as in 'Everton wives, run for your lives'. You know, because male Everton fans beat up their wives when we lose.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Bootle Bottlers? Fazakerley Fuckups? Speke Splutterers? Childwall Chokers?

Breck Road Braindead

 

[malg]

 

[Bluewonder]

You are absolutely pathetic.

 

[city2]

They only have another cup final to play and that’s against us in the league.

 

[journolud]

"Thurrrrrrsday nights, are Euroooooopa nights"

It's coming. Armchair scousers everywhere can hear the song very faintly in the background of their daily lives but it's getting louder every week.

They’ll be lucky getting Europa

 

[Stoned Rose]

Strange what happens when you don’t get 3 penalties a game, opposition goalkeepers throwing the ball in their own nets and 17 minutes of injury time every time you need a goal isn’t it?

 

[Eebo]

RAWK is in meltdown! Absolutely fuming on there. Everyone is shit!
The players are shit.
Klopp is shit
FSG are shit!
Ha ha ha

Yes but it's City's fault, they can't compete with us (even though they beat us??) and obviously that is why they have lost to Leeds and Forest - ehh???

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

26 games is a lot of points to play for when they back from World Cup they’ll all be jacked up to fuck and the ever ready bunny won’t be able to compete!!

26 more opportunities for them to get rinsed by more bottom of the table cannon fodder.

 

[HelloCity]

They’ll turn badly on Newcastle soon.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

The Old Swan Heads Gones

 

[bluethrunthru]

The turd that won't flush full value on the comedy circuit tonight - the truth of Klopp's 7 year itch is being rammed home....... anally....... with no lube

 

[Scouse Blue]

It's a good job they are guaranteed 6 points against us as they only need another 34 points to stave of relegation. Does my head in!!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Toxteth turds

Croxteth Crumblers

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Imagine being them :)

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

What the fuck was Gomez even doing, the absolute lemon.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

They are on the decline now. The hangover from losing the league and CL last season is clear. Too many aging players now and sold one of their best players. Can see Klopp going at the end of the season and they will be back where they belong in the Europa League positions.

 

[roy.or.r]

 

[Bluearmy]

What the fuck was Gomez even doing, the absolute lemon.

Pretty poor when you consider Allison is right footed. That back pass was 15 yards away from where it should have been kicked.

VVD wasnt even looking either. If he was he’d have got to the ball before the Leeds forward…

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Meslier was an absolute beast of a goalie.

I have no idea what the fuck Klopp was babbling on about in his post-match interview.