@KentBlue a request if I may. Please could you give everyone 10 minutes notice before you post.Bingo doesn't wind me up as much as he used to, now he just makes me smile all the time he comes out with these curiously bizarre statements.
Like Hitler in his bunker, Bingo is issuing these odd soundbites to anyone who will listen, but most of the people around him are looking on incredulously as he slowly disappears into his own little make believe world. Whereas Hitler was issuing commands to troops that no longer existed, blown away by the sheer power of the Allies, Klopp is making sub-par players like Trent Anal and Gomez to perform well beyond their capabilities. An ever-decreasing Vain Dick and the static Henderson just cannot do what the Cheerleader asks of them, so he turns instead to his usual copy of the well thumbed 'Blame-Man-City-For-Everything' manual, where he finds solace in the fact that we are responsible for every famine, every earthquake, every outbreak of botulism and every single natural disaster that has befallen this planet of ours. He particularly likes to read chapter 4, paragraph 6, where it reads "If the dippers fail to win any silverware and finish the season in 8th place it must be understood that it is in no way the fault of Loony Bingo. He cannot, regardless of the circumstances, be held accountable for anything that does not go the way the dipper's want it to."
That way I can get a brew and a biscuit then sit down and fully saviour your posts. Your rag ones I like to read twice to fully enjoy them. They should never be rushed.
Thank you.