Rubbish Chants

Chants I can’t be doing with:

‘We know what we are, we know what we are, Champions of England we know what we are’ - not a City song, stop singing it!

‘Championes Championes ole ole ole’ - that’s United’s song with them trying to sound more “European” but getting the Spanish pronunciation of Campiones wrong making them look like fools but every other set of fans even bigger fools for copying it.

And nothing says ‘small-time wankers’ more than:
Shall we sing a song for you?
Your support is fucking shit
Where’s your famous atmosphere?
Is this a library?
It’s just like being in church
Sssssshhhhhhh!
xxxxxx is a shithole, I wanna go home
Where were you when you were shit?
Here there every-fucking-where, empty seats
Another one to the small time wankers list is "your grounds too big for you"
 
All those generic shite ones, usually sung by away fans:

Your support is fucking shit
Is this a library
Is there a fire drill
We can see you sneaking out
Yeah I find these well cringe. Although, we used to chant similar when we were gash. Our support was all we had over most teams for decades. So whenever I hear these chants, I associate it with teams that are shite or haven't won anything of merit for years.
 
The song that is sung when the goalkeeper goes to take a goal kick.
Mainly sung by lower league teams.
I can never make out the actual words,but it sounds so small time on every occasion they do it.
I fucking hate it.

Haha the “You shit bastard….aaaarrrrgghhh” one?

It’s so shit it actually makes me giggle that to be fair.
 
‘we’ve got super mik arteta… tommy tuvhel.. so shit and annoying wolves. palace and brentford sing it too now
All the London clubs sing that sing about their manager. Fucking no originality in anything they do down there.

No wonder some of them are turning to that ‘Ultras’ crap.

Got no style those Southern cunts.
 
Your just a tram stop in Blackpool, various dickhead away fans at Fleetwood thinking their the first ones to sing it.
Sheffield Utd funny though singing" your just a shit Russell Watson " to Alfie Boe on remembrance day.
I got smacked by a couple of fleetwood "fans" when we lost 1-2 in the FA Cup a couple of seasons back. I was stopping them hitting a group of 12 year olds so they hit me instead. Soon ran off....
 
I got smacked by a couple of fleetwood "fans" when we lost 1-2 in the FA Cup a couple of seasons back. I was stopping them hitting a group of 12 year olds so they hit me instead. Soon ran off....
Sorry about your experience, like all clubs we have our share of nobheads. Who do you support ?
 
well buy your club, we’ll burn it down… suggests far too much Afro from our fantastic fan base. Fortunately not heard this sung for some time now.
Warren+Lewis
 
There was a pretty bad one recently about Chelsea fans putting their houses up for rent or something similar, but discussion of it seems to have been deleted in spite of several thoughtful posts (amid some less pleasant ones.)
Chelsea landlords?
 
follow follow follow is probably best song we have had since theres nobody better than pep and arteta!
Not sure why it never caught on but I loved the stone roses/made of stone chant we had a couple of years ago..

Sometime I, fantasise
Won the league under mancini,
And again with pellegrini,
Don't these times, fill your eyes,
Now we've got pep guardiola,
and the blues are taking over,
We're never gonna lose,
We're always on the booze
 
Not sure why it never caught on but I loved the stone roses/made of stone chant we had a couple of years ago..

Sometime I, fantasise
Won the league under mancini,
And again with pellegrini,
Don't these times, fill your eyes,
Now we've got pep guardiola,
and the blues are taking over,
We're never gonna lose,
We're always on the booze
I made that one up mate!
 
When we dip our toe in the January widow

Follow follow follow were the best football team in the world
We’ve signed neymar mbappe
But we’re really not happy
Cos all we wanted was fatty Luke shaw
 

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