7 | Joao Cancelo - 2022/23 Performances

[inchy14]

Following the transfer window dealings I have just placed a £100 bet on Arsenal to win the league title. Easy money thanks to Mr Guardiola's man management skills.

Apt username…..

Fuck me, someone order this poster a box of fanny wipes.

 

[Decepticon]

Following the transfer window dealings I have just placed a £100 bet on Arsenal to win the league title. Easy money thanks to Mr Guardiola's man management skills.

C'mon now!!

Should we start calling you fannyheart?

 

[BillCarlisle]

no, it is old northern slang, as said from marred as in something spoilt or off, someone being sour

he/she's right marred they are, eventually it became mard

Yeah, that's about right. When I was a kid growing up in Failsworth it was a term regularly used for any other kid who was soft. Spoilt kids were generally accepted to be soft, hence it probably derived from that.

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

Following the transfer window dealings I have just placed a £100 bet on Arsenal to win the league title. Easy money thanks to Mr Guardiola's man management skills.

LOOK AT ME!!!

 

[CPPSC]

We r Manchester city, not fans of cancelo or aguero or Franny Lee, not even of clive Wilson.... Non of players is more important of the club.... maybe we will not win some silver this season, maybe we r in a bit of crisis, im sorry bout that but.... CTID.

Sorry but Clive for me first

 

[cbl]

think it’s very telling the lack of posts on social media from his teammates wishing him luck

 

[GaudinoMotors]

think it’s very telling the lack of posts on social media from his teammates wishing him luck

Oh yes, how telling.

 

[Centurions]

And some call me a WUM!!! Lol

He's not a wum, he is however a wanker.

 

[CPPSC]

Isn't it from the French merde? So it's like shite arse.

Not sure why you’re asking me as I don’t know but surely everyone’s arse is shitty at times?

 

[Coatigan]

Can anyone explain where the term mard arse comes from- have used it myself but ain’t got a clue

it comes from the French word Mardi, for Tuesday, and the English word arse, for arse. Used when someone is being an arse on a Tuesday, which is why it is the only day of the week you will see it used on Bluemoon.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Not sure why you’re asking me as I don’t know but surely everyone’s arse is shitty at times?

Wipe your arse, pal.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

The word MARDY was first used in the second half of the 19th century. Reputedly derived from MARRIED which is Middle English for troubled or distressed.

edited for accuracy ;-)

 

[urban genie]

Should this not move to the general football forum now? he isn't a city player anymore so all chat about him isn't main forum worthy

 

[Centurions]

Should this not move to the general football forum now? he isn't a city player anymore so all chat about him isn't main forum worthy

Technically he is, as it's a 6 month loan. Not that he'll ever play for us again.

 

[Indaparkside]

Not sure why you’re asking me as I don’t know but surely everyone’s arse is shitty at times?

@M18CTID in Copenhagen can verify this pity the poor fucker who went in the toilet after him

 

[urban genie]

Technically he is, as it's a 6 month loan. Not that he'll ever play for us again.

The shirt he pulls on this weekend will be red not sky blue, he ain't a city player he is contracted to Bayern unless he comes backcall chat belongs in general football.

Hopefully he will never be backcl except to play against us

 

[Kippaxpete]

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Wibble, wibble.

 

[CPPSC]

@M18CTID in Copenhagen can verify this pity the poor fucker who went in the toilet after him

TMI

 

[citizen_maine]

Should this not move to the general football forum now? he isn't a city player anymore so all chat about him isn't main forum worthy

He's only on loan

 

[malg]

So, who are we signing before midnight to replace him?