Stupid little things that bug you

[idahoblues]

So is fucking your cousin in the hay loft at a barn dance but……

That's ageless

 

[Debaser]

When asked to give a rating on a scale of 1-10 the number of people who give a decimal number. Fuck off, if the person asking the question wanted to know that they'd ask for a percentage not a 1-10 scale.

 

[citizen_maine]

Those posters on BM who insist on a space between a comma or exclamation mark and the word that precedes it. For example, 'Now I've been put right , I understand that the correct term is barm !'.
You know who you are.

I do, and I'm very proud of my grammar.

She was a lovely woman.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Those posters on BM who insist on a space between a comma or exclamation mark and the word that precedes it. For example, 'Now I've been put right , I understand that the correct term is barm !'.
You know who you are.

That sort of thing happens on mobiles, a quick proof read would solve the issue .

 

[Kippaxpete]

That sort of thing happens on mobiles, a quick proof read would solve the issue .

No, we all fall foul of that occasionally. I'm talking about the serial offenders. One in particular who shall remain unnamed.
P .S . I've just seen what you did there .
; )

 

[He’stheleftbackremember]

The smell of other people’s farts, but my own don’t bother me, even though they seem to annoy others, weird that.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Those posters on BM who insist on a space between a comma or exclamation mark and the word that precedes it. For example, 'Now I've been put right , I understand that the correct term is barm !'.
You know who you are.

It's time all this was brought to a full stop.....

 

[give it to gordon]

Knobheads who light fucking bonfires.

Nice mild day open all the windows to let fresh in and than popped to the shop. Get back house stinks of smoke, no chance of putting the washing on the line now. These people are complete wankers. Have to use the tumble dryer now :(

 

[DrBlueBob]

I recently installed a coat hook rail thing that used six flat head BRASS screws.
Guess how many didn't strip out or snap.

I'll go none. It's a trick question; everybody knows you pre tap the thread holes with a steel screw then pop in the brass ones without stripping. :-)

 

[Grassland Blue]

Knobheads who light fucking bonfires.

Nice mild day open all the windows to let fresh in and than popped to the shop. Get back house stinks of smoke, no chance of putting the washing on the line now. These people are complete wankers. Have to use the tumble dryer now :(

Agreed 100%.
My neighbours had a bonfire last night.
I should not be having to fully close my windows to keep out the smell.
Also they were chunnering on until about 1am.
They are also rags.
Cnuts!

 

[Barcon]

I'll go none. It's a trick question; everybody knows you pre tap the thread holes with a steel screw then pop in the brass ones without stripping. :-)

It was into fire rated drywall and it came with drywall anchors. The problem was that the supplied anchors were crap and disintegrated upon contact with screwdriver and drywall.
I ended up having to use my own anchors that had apparently seemed to have a finer thread that the brass screws didn't like very much.
Lots of slow turns with the flat head screwdriver so that it wouldn't slip off the screw caused the brass to heat up and snap.
You get one more guess and there will be bonus points if you can figure out what I did to make it work ; )

 

[bigstanhibbert]

So is fucking your cousin in the hay loft at a barn dance but……

...you did anyway?

 

[Barcon]

...you did anyway?

I'm in Toronto mate, about an hour and 15 mins north of the incest line.

 

[Blue Mist]

It was into fire rated drywall and it came with drywall anchors. The problem was that the supplied anchors were crap and disintegrated upon contact with screwdriver and drywall.
I ended up having to use my own anchors that had apparently seemed to have a finer thread that the brass screws didn't like very much.
Lots of slow turns with the flat head screwdriver so that it wouldn't slip off the screw caused the brass to heat up and snap.
You get one more guess and there will be bonus points if you can figure out what I did to make it work ; )

Can I guess can I guess can I guess?

You employed someone who knew what he was doing ?

 

[Barcon]

Can I guess can I guess can I guess?

You employed soneone who knew what he was doing ?

Bitch.

 

[heslops barnet]

Knobheads who light fucking bonfires.

Nice mild day open all the windows to let fresh in and than popped to the shop. Get back house stinks of smoke, no chance of putting the washing on the line now. These people are complete wankers. Have to use the tumble dryer now :(

Get the wife down the laundrette…….

 

[citizen_maine]

Agreed 100%.
My neighbours had a bonfire last night.
I should not be having to fully close my windows to keep out the smell.
Also they were chunnering on until about 1am.
They are also rags.
Cnuts!

You should have just started with that

 

[Nellies left peg]

Knobheads who light fucking bonfires.

Nice mild day open all the windows to let fresh in and than popped to the shop. Get back house stinks of smoke, no chance of putting the washing on the line now. These people are complete wankers. Have to use the tumble dryer now :(

And fucking wood burners. The whole culdesac stinks of wood and the cats have come in smelling of it . Might light the bbq and cook something once they open their bathroom window

 

[Blue Mist]

Having threads removed without an explanation.

:-)

 

[Barcon]

And fucking wood burners. The whole culdesac stinks of wood and the cats have come in smelling of it . Might light the bbq and cook something once they open their bathroom window

Start a fire and put it out with piss.