Stupid little things that bug you

[mackenzie]

That woman on the "Age Partnership" (or whatever it's called) ad on Sky. The one with the beagles. She's obviously a d rate actress and her.....pauses.... whilst she is reading the script.....infuriate me.
Drives me bleeding mad. Patronizing shite.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

You heartless bastard. You post that on the 14th anniversary of the saddest day of my life. Ribbet was my pet frog and my best friend.




He croaked.

Oi you, Hop it!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Boise

??

 

[idahoblues]

The thing is, no one knows if you are right or wrong......


But no one cares.

you care

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Telephone HMRC today with a tax query. I know they are always busy and was prepared for a long wait. Loads of pre-recorded information and preparatory questions and advice, then the music with frequent "Please hold, you call is important" interruptions. After 48 minute I spoken to, "My name is ******, I'm afraid our system is down, you will need to call back later".

 

[laserblue]

I quite like it when you ask an American where they are from expecting them to either name the state or the nearest “ heard of “ town. Instead we get answers like “ I’m from Shagmemum, Nepotism County, Idaho”

Or "Stockport, Ohio. Population 478."

Believe it or not that's a real example.

 

[Looby blue]

Hyundai launching a radio ad campaign telling me I'm saying their name incorrectly and basically giving me a telling off, fuck off with your "it's hee un day by the way". I don't give two shiny shites how you say your name and I don't like being corrected so get fucked.

 

[give it to gordon]

The first fairly warm day and the knobheads having their mid life crisis driving with their roof down

 

[Nellies left peg]

The first fairly warm day and the knobheads having their mid life crisis driving with their roof down

With their flat caps and driving gloves doing 30 on an A road with no passing places oblivious to the world

 

[halfmist]

Ugly women who refuse to wear makeup and look like death warmed up