7 | Joao Cancelo - 2022/23 Performances

[hertsblue]

Not a chance Bayern are going to pay the agreed fee. Reckon the Spanish and Italians will be insulting us with lowball loan offers in the sumner

BT doing the Bayern game just said he has only played 12 minutes of the last 2 games, not completed 90 mins and they have already decided to send him back

 

[chris85mcfc]

Can only imagine they weren't aware of what a whiney brat he is

You can see it in his face, he looks like a petulant little twat

Shift him onto Benfica or Sporting where he can do his flicks and tricks without any repercussions

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

BT doing the Bayern game just said he has only played 12 minutes of the last 2 games, not completed 90 mins and they have already decided to send him back

He might yet win them over with his positive attitude!

 

[bluetonium]

Not saying we should or would, and he'd obviously be cup tied, but in theory there is no loan fee so he could be recalled to City?

 

[madloaf]

Not saying we should or would, and he'd obviously be cup tied, but in theory there is no loan fee so he could be recalled to City?

Just to sit him on the bench and make him suffer. I can get behind that.

 

[aguero93:20]

Just to sit him on the bench and make him suffer. I can get behind that.

In the stands. Bench places are limited.

 

[Fordyboy46]

We'll not get anything near 60m for him

 

[madloaf]

We'll not get anything near 60m for him

I'd swap him for luke shaw. And i'm not sure if i'm even joking. Yeah, i'm joking (i think) - however, he would get on at utd with his strops and his mardarsing and his propensity for huge defensive mental brainfarts. (clearly now he's going to come on and score a worldie tonight...)

 

[Bluesince1979]

Cancelo is neither a decent full back nor a decent midfielder. Hes neither here not there

He probably needs actually invent himself as one or the other

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

Not saying we should or would, and he'd obviously be cup tied, but in theory there is no loan fee so he could be recalled to City?

Is it a coincidence that the team starts playing better once Cancelo is shipped off and then you want to bring the poisoner back?

Are you secretly working the HQ of the Rags?

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Seems like he has lost it, not sure I want hime back

 

[Bluemoonadam]

I'd swap him for luke shaw. And i'm not sure if i'm even joking. Yeah, i'm joking (i think) - however, he would get on at utd with his strops and his mardarsing and his propensity for huge defensive mental brainfarts. (clearly now he's going to come on and score a worldie tonight...)

He's saving his worldie for against us next round if we get through.

 

[Bluemoonadam]

Barca seem to enjoy sniffing round our players, maybe let them have it? Think we will be lucky to get a good fee for him though.

 

[SSL2]

Good assist from the lad if I’m being honest

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Cancelo assist in the Chumps. :I

 

[ninjamonkey]

He's just ended psg in case there was any doubt at all.

 

[Galvanoth]

Only needed 3 minutes to give one more assist

 

[Bluemoonadam]

Lol bet we get bayern next round if we get through and cancelo has a stormer against us a helps knock us out can see it now.

 

[bluetonium]

Is it a coincidence that the team starts playing better once Cancelo is shipped off and then you want to bring the poisoner back?

Are you secretly working the HQ of the Rags?

Didn't say I want to, just asked if we could. You could work for the red tops with spin like that!

 

[train man]

And he's at least twice called Bayern favourites for the CL, they're not, how difficult is it to look at bookies' odds?
City are favourites, have been all the way through, whether we should be or not is another matter but get it fuckin right you lazy twats!
Oh, sorry, thought I was still on that round16 thread...