I broke my leg last week, advice on how to cope with six weeks of inactivity welcomed.

Mr Kobayashi said:
Watch Rangers FC highlights?
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I’m an avid reader of Follow Follow and the bears on that think they have only had two good games. Hibs and Hearts, so this is an impossible task for me.

Maybe I could hunt out footage of all their dodgy penalties scored by Tav, but, I don’t have the time for that ffs. Be here months, even if I have the speed on x30.

Nice try though.
 
supercity88 said:
It's times like these you can really dig deep into your soul and find out the real you. Challenge yourself to be stronger, to be smarter and to be wiser. I would start with learning a new language, perhaps English?
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I am a poet. In English. How dare you.
 
bigstanhibbert said:
Several years ago I tour one of my biceps, tried to train through it, but never recovered. After operation told to rest and not train for at least 8 weeks, mate who is a doctor said ligaments take age to recover but all relative.

Take advice from the experts, especially on Bluemoon. Don't comb your hair with your broken leg/ankle you big jessie
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It doesn’t require combing. It just is.

I got medical advice that I obviously want to ignore and so took to BM to get the real answers.
 
supercity88 said:
It's times like these you can really dig deep into your soul and find out the real you. Challenge yourself to be stronger, to be smarter and to be wiser. I would start with learning a new language, perhaps English?
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I walked about a mile on it. That told me everything I already knew. Wiser, I will never do that again on a sodden verge. Smarter? Well I will try but there’s only so high a person can go on the smart chart. I’ve more or less topped out. And I don’t have a soul. Sent the notion of it back when I was twelve. Excellent advice though.
 
I'm With Stupid said:
I was living alone when it happened to me. The main problem was getting anything you've cooked somewhere else in the house. A friend lent me one of those wheely trolleys to get my dinner to the table. I ended up buying a cheap wheelchair, which was better though.
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I did my ankle in Goa, hairline fracture, whilst staying there and had to crawl around on my knees for a week on my own.

Didn’t have to sweep the floor though as my perfectly formed arse did the job. Every cloud.
 
I had an operation a few years ago which left me grounded, apart from a few short gentle walks. It got me back into exploring all the music I had accumulated over the whole of my life, then I decided to start a Kindle book subscription, which was worth the money. more recently, having regained my fitness, I listen to audio books or radio. I have learned a lot via fiction and non-fiction, and also discovered lots of great music along the way.
 
Magicpole said:
I walked about a mile on it. That told me everything I already knew. Wiser, I will never do that again on a sodden verge. Smarter? Well I will try but there’s only so high a person can go on the smart chart. I’ve more or less topped out. And I don’t have a soul. Sent the notion of it back when I was twelve. Excellent advice though.
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That's sounds like a good new Blue Moon thread title
"Things you've done on a sodden verge"
Pissed; spewed; slipped on dog shit; broke my leg.
Be thankful you didn't do them all - or, maybe you did?

Start reading Ulysses by James Joyce. You'll be desperate to get back on your feet, and you'll heal quicker.
 
Bournemouth Blue said:
I had an operation a few years ago which left me grounded, apart from a few short gentle walks. It got me back into exploring all the music I had accumulated over the whole of my life, then I decided to start a Kindle book subscription, which was worth the money. more recently, having regained my fitness, I listen to audio books or radio. I have learned a lot via fiction and non-fiction, and also discovered lots of great music along the way.
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I play the guitar, but not well enough for me, or tragically anyone else, so I am toying with the idea of doing online tuition to see if I can improve. I can batter out a tune, play most songs on four chords, etc, but I am not where I want to be. Will I ever get there? Not a chance if I don’t do something. This may be the time when my lame ass excuses just don’t cut it. Not that they ever did. Well done on getting a positive out of it. I will try to do the same.
 
Years ago a good mate of mine had a terrible leg break playing football. It didn’t heal properly and they had to re break it and re set it.
It was the best part of a year laid up.
He learned to play the clarinet in that time.
 
Nice to see you back, the level of erudition and clarity of thought on here has gone down the crapper since you fucked off.

Rather than the time honoured BM response of suggesting something both idiotic and sexually deviant, I'm just going to say that if there's anything you've fancied learning about but not had the chance there are thousands of completely free online courses these days on the various MOOCs that exist.

When I was laid up for a while I did a couple, because I'm a boring fucker I did one on Behavioural Economics and one on Anthropology, but you can do all sorts of different stuff. You can do them in lots of different ways too, just download and do the courses for free or you can pay if you want your assessments marked. You can do self paced ones or even join a course which has date/time online lectures and tutor groups (that usually costs a few quid though).
 
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