I broke my leg last week, advice on how to cope with six weeks of inactivity welcomed.

Did i ever tell you about when i broke my shoulder into a few pieces ? Eight months it took to heal but you are belly aching about five weeks!

How is the wanking coming along ? I forgot to say after five weeks of it you will be blind
 
Did i ever tell you about when i broke my shoulder into a few pieces ? Eight months it took to heal but you are belly aching about five weeks!

How is the wanking coming along ? I forgot to say after five weeks of it you will be blind
Is it a competition? Six weeks? This is taking on a Python hue. “When I were a lad, I spent the first ten years of my life in a trunk, being taken out daily to be beaten senseless. And I was grateful. Once my shoulder was broken in 456 places, took five years to heal and on top of being starved and tortured hourly I had to still dig three ton of coal. Bloody luxury. I never had it so good.

As for the wanking? Coming on a treat.
 
Is it a competition? Six weeks? This is taking on a Python hue. “When I were a lad, I spent the first ten years of my life in a trunk, being taken out daily to be beaten senseless. And I was grateful. Once my shoulder was broken in 456 places, took five years to heal and on top of being starved and tortured hourly I had to still dig three ton of coal. Bloody luxury. I never had it so good.

As for the wanking? Coming on a treat.
Glad to hear it , think of all those billions of sperm going down the bog , on second thoughts you should have women delivered to your door and knock them all up , maintainance payments might be a bit high though
 
Glad to hear it , think of all those billions of sperm going down the bog , on second thoughts you should have women delivered to your door and knock them all up , maintainance payments might be a bit high though
I will give it some me serious thought.
 

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