A song for Erling...

joedr116 said:
To oasis wonderwall

Verse 1: Today is gonna be the day That Erling Haarland lights up the way He'll score some goals and make us smile And we'll forget about our troubles for a while

Chorus: And all the City fans sing We know that Haarland's our king With his skill and his pace He'll take us to a better place

Verse 2: Backbeat, the word is on the street That Erling Haarland can't be beat His shots are strong, his touch is pure He's the striker we've been waiting for

Chorus: And all the City fans sing We know that Haarland's our king With his skill and his pace He'll take us to a better place

And maybe you're gonna be the one that saves us From all the other teams that try to break us We'll never be defeated with you in our side Erling Haarland, you're our Wonderwall tonight

Chorus: And all the City fans sing We know that Haarland's our king With his skill and his pace He'll take us to a better place

Erling Haarland, our shining star We'll follow you no matter how far Together we'll conquer all And with you, we'll never fall.
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what the fuck is that…
 
joedr116 said:
To oasis wonderwall

Verse 1: Today is gonna be the day That Erling Haarland lights up the way He'll score some goals and make us smile And we'll forget about our troubles for a while

Chorus: And all the City fans sing We know that Haarland's our king With his skill and his pace He'll take us to a better place

Verse 2: Backbeat, the word is on the street That Erling Haarland can't be beat His shots are strong, his touch is pure He's the striker we've been waiting for

Chorus: And all the City fans sing We know that Haarland's our king With his skill and his pace He'll take us to a better place

And maybe you're gonna be the one that saves us From all the other teams that try to break us We'll never be defeated with you in our side Erling Haarland, you're our Wonderwall tonight

Chorus: And all the City fans sing We know that Haarland's our king With his skill and his pace He'll take us to a better place

Erling Haarland, our shining star We'll follow you no matter how far Together we'll conquer all And with you, we'll never fall.
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Not in my lifetime...
 
There's panic on the streets of Merseyside
London, Trafford, Everywhere,

and there's panic on the streets of Europe, Paris, Munich, Barcelona
But, honey pie, you're very safe here

Eriling haaland, Eriling haaland, we've got Eriling Haaland, Eriling Haaland,
we've got got Eriling Haaland, Eriling Haaland, Eriling Haaland,

we've got got Eriling Haaland Eriling Haaland
 
He’s 10 foot two,
He plays in blue,
Our number nine,
Is after you!

He scores one goal,
He then scores two,
He grabs a third,
Spills Viking blood!

The best the world,
Has ever seen,
Helping City,
Live the dream!

Erling Haaland,
The City boys,
Having a party,
Making noise!

The best the world
Has ever seen
Erling Haaland
N the City machine!
 
joedr116 said:
To oasis wonderwall

Verse 1: Today is gonna be the day That Erling Haarland lights up the way He'll score some goals and make us smile And we'll forget about our troubles for a while

Chorus: And all the City fans sing We know that Haarland's our king With his skill and his pace He'll take us to a better place

Verse 2: Backbeat, the word is on the street That Erling Haarland can't be beat His shots are strong, his touch is pure He's the striker we've been waiting for

Chorus: And all the City fans sing We know that Haarland's our king With his skill and his pace He'll take us to a better place

And maybe you're gonna be the one that saves us From all the other teams that try to break us We'll never be defeated with you in our side Erling Haarland, you're our Wonderwall tonight

Chorus: And all the City fans sing We know that Haarland's our king With his skill and his pace He'll take us to a better place

Erling Haarland, our shining star We'll follow you no matter how far Together we'll conquer all And with you, we'll never fall.
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Are you sure that's not to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
 
To the tune of Roy Orbison’s ‘Oh, Pretty Woman’…

Erling Haaland, he’s a goal machine
Erling Haaland, we’ll win the Champions League with Erling Haaland…
Oh Guardiola, and when we do
Julia Roberts is coming for yooouuuu…
(Guitar bit) Do do do do do do do do

Loop / repeat
 
To Onward Christian Soldiers.

Onward Viking Haarland
A scoring mighty Thor.
Forward into battle, see his hammer fly.
Leading us on to victory
over rivals and their history.
 
Blue Llama said:
To Onward Christian Soldiers.

Onward Viking Haarland
A scoring mighty Thor.
Forward into battle, see his hammer fly.
Leading us on to victory
over rivals and their history.
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Is it just me that thinks the "Haaland Haaland Haaland" chant is perfectly fine and dandy? No fluff, no nursery ryhme vibe, just his name on repeat. He seems to have bought into it, as has his dad.

Understated Manc simplicity is far more preferable to trying to shoe-horn his name into countless songs that no fuckers heard of.

"Erland Haaland he's scored more than you" is a cracker. The Forest fans were pissing themselves at it.

Keep it simple, we're not Arsenal.
 
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