United Thread - 2022/23

[jacko74]

Just watching MOTD.

"It's the follow up from Willock that's the even more impressive save."

Literally lying on the ground and Willock kicks it directly at his legs. He doesn't even move.

I spotted that, its just one tiny, fleeting example but its just this kind of hyperbole and sycophancy from the media, broadcasters and pundits that gives the delusional fans false hope that they are so much better than what they really are.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Thankfully there are not fans like this Yank rag where I watch City play in the pub

Canadian


ffs what a loon.

 

[cheekybids]

Rashford has absolutely carried these cunts this season, but he's now running on fumes.

The rest are utter dog wank, and without his goals are fucked. +4 GD the worst in the top 8, absolute frauds.

And yet the striker for the team with the lowest goals had won player of the month 3 times.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Had a laugh while watching the rag game.
I thought I'd have a look at Alice and Goldbridge in their watch a long videos.
Alice had 276 viewers where as Goldbridge had 52,000.
Even funnier was the Geordies scored the 2nd goal and Alice was about 30 seconds behind me and I'm watching it in Florida so no idea what she was watching ot on! Her face when it went in was priceless.

Instead of doing watch alongs to pay the bills she should fuck it and get on Onlyfans.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Ten Haag has 3 more points at this stage of the season than Ragnick had last year.

Progress.

 

[bondsman]

Ratboy blaming the Glazers again I see. Didn’t back Ten Hag enough in Jan. can’t see why when he’s made such shrewd acquisitions as Malacia, Anthony and of course Weghorst on loan which was a coup.

 

[waspish]

Ratboy blaming the Glazers again I see. Didn’t back Ten Hag enough in Jan. can’t see why when he’s made such shrewd acquisitions as Malacia, Anthony and of course Weghorst on loan which was a coup.

You’d thought he would realise they are skint and why should they spend another penny if they want to sell!

 

[Bluesince1979]

Instead of doing watch alongs to pay the bills she should fuck it and get on Onlyfans.

Does 276 viewers create much income on watch alongs?

 

[dickie davies]

Had a laugh while watching the rag game.
I thought I'd have a look at Alice and Goldbridge in their watch a long videos.
Alice had 276 viewers where as Goldbridge had 52,000.
Even funnier was the Geordies scored the 2nd goal and Alice was about 30 seconds behind me and I'm watching it in Florida so no idea what she was watching ot on! Her face when it went in was priceless.

I like Alice
She always wears God's colours

 

[jacko74]

I never saw a rag love in,only a realistic acceptance that they had improved hugely from the rudderless shitshow that they were prior to Ten Hag's arrival.Rashford is a brilliant player,he is also a massive ****.....but that doesn't detract from his ability.

Maybe renaming them the Casemiro team may be more appropriate though.

So you're still talking shit, believing and parroting everything you are told to think by the broadcasters and everything you read in the media

They haven't "improved hugely" at all, still very limited footballing and tactical ability beyond parking the bus and hoofing it upfield, no better at all than what was seen under Mourinho or Solskjaer.

Rashford isn't now and never has been a "brilliant" player, his indivdual game or team contribution hasn't actually improved at all this season, he's just had an extended fortuitous run of popping up in just the right spot once every match to convert an easy chance... and even that seems to have come to a shuddering halt now and he's back to strolling around the pitch doing very little.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Does 276 viewers create much income on watch alongs?

Doesn’t look like it seeing as it looks like Alice lives in a bed sit.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I spotted that, its just one tiny, fleeting example but its just this kind of hyperbole and sycophancy from the media, broadcasters and pundits that gives the delusional fans false hope that they are so much better than what they really are.

People who would believe what they are told rather than the evidence of their own eyes.
Are those people really sentient humans?

 

[JTFactsPlz]

Suppose spuds get C/L and the rags don't, would Kane still be interested in a move to the swamp?

Spuds will be getting a new manager in just in time to make Kane think everything's gonna be rosy after all and get him to recommit to their "project". H's biggest problem isn't Levy, it's that he's a bit thick.

 

[cheekybids]

Dear Eric,

When I was at the wheel I found we got our best results by defending with every man behind the ball, hoofing upto Rashy or diving for a pen.

When that doesn’t work, start referring to the boss, history, the treble & class if 92. You’ve probably got 12 months after that before they suss you.

Regards

Ole

 

[tommybooth]

Doesn’t look like it seeing as it looks like Alice lives in a bed sit.

Alice has a side line during the day. Dildo tastic.

 

[adr2.8i]

The quad is most certainly still alive.......well in Andy tates mind anyway...... as making top 4 is now part of the quad apparently

 

[cheekybids]

Ten Haag has 3 more points at this stage of the season than Ragnick had last year.

Progress.

And the cheeky **** stole them in the derby

 

[Gingers Dad]

100%

They for the first time in a decade have a very high quality manager, they have good players like it or not but if they were to miss out on top 4 after the season they have had, it will be a huge blow.

Fingers crossed!!

I'm wondering how long the Ten Hag myth will last. Once again he had a stinker against a top half team. Transfers have been crap, team selection today was awful. Substitutions were laughable today like something from the 1980's. They've been spanked at Brentford, City and Liverpool. They have lost at Arsenal and Newcastle when they were totally outplayed.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

100%

They for the first time in a decade have a very high quality manager, they have good players like it or not but if they were to miss out on top 4 after the season they have had, it will be a huge blow.

Fingers crossed!!

It’s a shame they’re no longer just a comedy act so fair do’s to ten bob for sorting that out, but they’ve got a long long way to go before they’re catching up with us.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Still trying to play Solksjaer football with punting it into the channel for Sir Fish Fingers to run after. It’s no evolution is it?

As an analogy United’s football is the equivalent of a 1960s typewriter whilst Pep is bringing double pivots into play City are Chat Gpt.