United Thread - 2022/23

[Bollo]

I've been working tonight and the last time I checked the rags were winning 2-0. I did not expect...that.

Same here. I got to 80 minutes and thought that’s it, the rags are good for the win. SWMBO has just told me the result. I think a gentle stroll across to the cafe is in order….

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Oh dear.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Refused to watch it but just seen the 2 own goals. The first, Malacia is just pure shite, he is not a top 6 prem footballer.

There's genuinely better left backs in the Championship. Burnley Maatsen for one.

He's fucking dogshit. Then again, Has Poundland Pep signed anyone good yet?
Tinky Winky in midfield, Malacia, Antony, Weghorst ect Give him all the money he wants the shit ****.

I actually want these bastards in the FA Cup Final, We would rip the fuckers to shreds.

 

[Champions Again Ole Ole]

Tonight I watched the United match in a pub in Wythenshawe. Me and my friend got a little high pitched when seville equalised. 2 bald united fans started getting loud saying why weren't we in there on Tuesday night when city played. When I explained we were both at the game instead of watching it on the TV, you should have seen his face drop.

I love soccer

 

[NatalieM008]

Tonight I watched the United match in a pub in Wythenshawe. Me and my friend got a little high pitched when seville equalised. 2 bald united fans started getting loud saying why weren't we in there on Tuesday night when city played. When I explained we were both at the game instead of watching it on the TV, you should have seen his face drop.

I love soccer

Sorry, you love what?

 

[jrb]

 

[MikeF]

Tonight I watched the United match in a pub in Wythenshawe. Me and my friend got a little high pitched when seville equalised. 2 bald united fans started getting loud saying why weren't we in there on Tuesday night when city played. When I explained we were both at the game instead of watching it on the TV, you should have seen his face drop.

I love soccer

Were they bald before ushited’s defence decided to give Seville a helping hand?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

There's genuinely better left backs in the Championship. Burnley Maatsen for one.

He's fucking dogshit. Then again, Has Poundland Pep signed anyone good yet?
Tinky Winky in midfield, Malacia, Antony, Weghorst ect Give him all the money he wants the shit ****.

I actually want these bastards in the FA Cup Final, We would rip the fuckers to shreds.

It would be nice but they won’t get past Brighton

 

[Oyster28catcher]

Starring:
Jesus Nevas.
Maguire.

Spanish Inquisition II

Coming soon to a made for TV movie channel soon. A Thursday night comedy.

 

[Pam]

Rag on talksport just now 2-1 would have been a better result than 2-2,unbelievable.

I hope you're not implying Rags can count.

 

[SWPISHOME]

It would be nice but they won’t get past Brighton

I agree. I think Brighton will beat the twats.

 

[yeseye]

I've been working tonight and the last time I checked the rags were winning 2-0. I did not expect...that.

Snap, I only realised when I saw the “Save our Ten a penny “ thread has resurfaced .

 

[Pam]

I've just seen the rag score.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jesus Christ United you actually bottled a 2-0 lead with TWO OWN GOALS.

And against a Spanish pub team, let's not forget. They were ok a couple of years ago. But now? Nah.

 

[moggymoz]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

And against a Spanish pub team, let's not forget. They were ok a couple of years ago. But now? Nah.

We beat them 4-0 at theirs this season with a shot count 24 to 6

 

[NatalieM008]

I've just seen the rag score.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jesus Christ United you actually bottled a 2-0 lead with TWO OWN GOALS.

Perhaps it's time to create the concept of "Typical United"...

 

[oakiecokie]

I've been working tonight and the last time I checked the rags were winning 2-0. I did not expect...that.

Fuck me a Scouser in work. Well I never. ;)

 

[SWPISHOME]

We beat them 4-0 at theirs this season with a shot count 24 to 6

We also beat them 3-1 at home with no Ederson, Walker, Stones, Akanji, Ake, Rodri, Bernardo, De Bruyne, Foden and Haaland.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Perhaps it's time to create the concept of "Typical United"...

#OnlyUnited could be up 2-0 at halftime, at home, score two more in the second half, and draw 2-2.

#OnlyUnited could have the highest scoring defence in the Europa League and still have a negative goal difference.

#OnlyUnited could lose two defenders to injury and have to rely on Phil Jones for cover.

Let’s get it going on the social medias.

 

[NatalieM008]

#OnlyUnited could be up 2-0 at halftime, at home, score two more in the second half, and draw 2-2.

#OnlyUnited could have the highest scoring defence in the Europa League and still have a negative goal difference.

#OnlyUnited could lose two defenders to injury and have to rely on Phil Jones for cover.

Let’s get it going on the social medias.

Yesssss!!!