United Thread - 2022/23

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Didn't watch their game but just seen the score and that they scored two own goals! Comedy gold.

 

[Winchester]

I should have a quiet day tomorrow at work as they never bother e mailing me when things go wrong
Weird eh?

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Fuck me a Scouser in work. Well I never. ;)

I'm more of an adopted Manc!

 

[JRockBlues]

Didn't watch their game but just seen the score and that they scored two own goals! Comedy gold.

If you haven't seen the goals yet then do yourself a favour and watch them. The first Jesus Navas (City legend) banked it in off Malacia & De Gea while the second was probably gonna be closer to the corner flag than the goal before the fridge put his head on it and diverted it to top bins.

 

[oakiecokie]

I'm more of an adopted Manc!

I know and at least you`re a bit of fun. My best man was a Scouser and one of the best people you could ever meet.

 

[Shaggy]

Maguire's head's gravity field drew that ball towards him, then sling shotted it goal wards

 

[Shaggy]

His pain and anger is glorious to behold, the wonky eyed misfit

 

[NatalieM008]

Didn't watch their game but just seen the score and that they scored two own goals! Comedy gold.

Same

 

[LongsightM13]

Makes me wish for the return of the away goals rule

 

[Deleted member 10327]

Will the scum now take to the field at home accompanied by Pinball Wizard?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

His pain and anger is glorious to behold, the wonky eyed misfit

What is with the voice change at both of the rags goals? Is he purposely trying to sound like Alan Partridge?

 

[I'm Blue]

So that's what they meant by the quad

 

[Shaggy]

What is with the voice change at both of the rags goals? Is he purposely trying to sound like Alan Partridge?

He really is a pathetic specimen, apparently after his shows, when he's finished talking, he has to use a bidet to clean his mouth.

 

[dadnlad]

Classic on twitter

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He really is a pathetic specimen, apparently after his shows, when he's finished talking, he has to use a bidet to clean his mouth.

Must break his heart this weekend, his childhood, hometown team playing his cash cow the rags at the City Ground.

 

[GH64]

Makes me wish for the return of the away goals rule

Maybe a new one - own goals count double.....

 

[deegee33]

He sucks his daughters toes

He sucks more than that.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Poor Alice has chucked in the towel

 

[Bill Walker]

Didn't watch their game but just seen the score and that they scored two own goals! Comedy gold.

Cometh the hour cometh Harry Maguire