Media thread 2022/23

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

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The spitting premier league dodging Carragher has zero credibility as a pundit when he came out with the nonsense that Haaland had joined the wrong team. The record books being destroyed week after week some how tells us something else.

 

[ballbag]

I know he can be a bit opinionated but that's a bit harsh on Ahsan. ;-)

Haha - clarification - NH IAC

 

[its grim up north]

I think Forest away may cost us the title. Every team has gone there and smashed them, even a depleted Rags side yesterday. Whereas we turned up, missed numerous open goals, and in typical City fashion, let them equalise with 1 shot. If there was ever 2 points dropped that could cost us the title, that was it. Saying that, Brentford and Everton at home wasn’t great. And neither was Spurs away again.

So Forest away might not cost us the title :-))

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

So Forest away might not cost us the title :-))

I honestly think that if we'd won every single game and also got the best goal difference we'd be above arsenal now ;-)

 

[dadnlad]

. Does Herr Flopp have any other tactics, maybe dazzling the opposition with his gnashers

he try's that every game when the prick stands on centre spot trying to intimidate opponents by staring them down

 

[Postman Pep]

We'll have a lot more of this shit over the next few weeks. It's all good - if the PL allegations were sticking and we looked like winning nothing it would all be quiet. I'm hoping for another final press conference of the season like that one after we beat Watford in the FA cup - like a wake where all the other relatives are angry and bitter they've been left out of the will.
I imagine Delaney and Harris are flying a little close to the sun in legal terms now. Here's hoping they get burned.

If we pull off the unthinkable and get exonerated I'd imagine they'd be in danger of getting burned internally through boiled piss.

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

I think the day when Pep feels the need to stand staring at the opposition in the pre match kickabout is never happening, nor is hoofing the ball from defenders to attackers. Does Herr Flopp have any other tactics, maybe dazzling the opposition with his gnashers

Bit harsh that mate, he turned his back on Salah's penalty the other week. Had his celebration all lined up and ready to go and everything, until Salah went and put it wide...

 

[Maly]

Oh come on mate….I slipped a silent but deadly out in the lift & id had a chicken balti pie for me tea, the Mrs was giving me daggers an all & she’s a right scary bitch

You should know the rules by now mate

 

[manimanc]

he try's that every game when the prick stands on centre spot trying to intimidate opponents by staring them down

The opposing team must piss themselves when bingo does his stare down.
I'm surprised nobody has accidently smashed the ball into them ever so enormous railings of his.

Mind you the ball would probably burst upon contact with those colgate corkers.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Bit harsh that mate, he turned his back on Salah's penalty the other week. Had his celebration all lined up and ready to go and everything, until Salah went and put it wide...

Says something about his ability to handle pressure when he can’t watch a striker as prolific as Salah take a penalty. Probably why they crack every time they are in the title race with City.

 

[BringBackSwales]

he try's that every game when the prick stands on centre spot trying to intimidate opponents by staring them down

If I was a City player I’d go and stand an inch away from the **** and stare right back it him, shiny toothed ****

 

[laserblue]

No mention in the media that Klopp has had to find a new position for TAA because he can't defend. Also no mention of the new position being an inverted fullback, made famous in the Premier League era by a certain Pep Guardiola. Imagine the media meltdown if Pep was borrowing tactics from Klopp!

It just goes to reinforce the fact that Klopp is a fraud. Plan A - Hoof it up to the wing backs who pump in crosses for Salah and co. No Plan B - Until he copies one of Pep's many plans.

 

[Kippax77]

Says something about his ability to handle pressure when he can’t watch a striker as prolific as Salah take a penalty. Probably why they crack every time they are in the title race with City.

Mentality Monster he'll have us believe.
More like Honey Monster in reality

 

[Protein Junkie]

The opposing team must piss themselves when bingo does his stare down.
I'm surprised nobody has accidently smashed the ball into them ever so enormous railings of his.

Mind you the ball would probably burst upon contact with those colgate corkers.

He must use an Bosch industrial sander or just get sand blasted ? Fuck the Colgate.

 

[ShedDweller]

The opposing team must piss themselves when bingo does his stare down.
I'm surprised nobody has accidently smashed the ball into them ever so enormous railings of his.

Mind you the ball would probably burst upon contact with those colgate corkers.

Plopp is a very strange man, it is strange that the staring thing goes without any comment from the broadcasters. It fucking weird

 

[Bluearmy]

Don’t all us fans say the same thing & have similar evidence regardless of club tho?

I’m sure 99.9% of it is down to incompetence, well, I hope it is

If it was incompetence the bad decisions would be spread out fairly equally… and we all know thats not whats going on

 

[remember arthur mann]

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[kippaxwarrior]

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[remember arthur mann]

You should know the rules by now mate

 

[halfcenturyup]

You’re not on your own.

Schizophrenic too .....