United Thread - 2022/23

[Cellarite]

Might post for the first time in a few years :-)

I can’t. I was perma-banned for, and I quote, “being a twat”.

 

[waspish]

These lot have to win 3 of their last 5 otherwise Liverpool will take 4th place

Can see Liverpool winning every game and with a better goal difference.

Think United might just get pipped at the post.

Brighton are still in it for 4th they win there game in hand of Liverpool they’ll go above them

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I'm a bit confused. Got in my car and put the radio on and their match had just finished. The commentator said the rags must buy a striker! I thought that they had spent a load of money on one at the start of the season, and they have St Marcus who is in the running for the Golden Boot!

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I can’t. I was perma-banned for, and I quote, “being a twat”.

It's lucky they don't apply this policy on here or I'd be fucked!

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Shaw has just said he holds his hand up to the hands up. Hilarious

 

[p.taker]

These shite have a goal diff of +9 and 38 less goals than us

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I can’t. I was perma-banned for, and I quote, “being a twat”.

They must ban loads of rags

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

How long would Casemiro have been banned for had he been sent off as he should have been.

He is totally overrated. 69% passing accuracy for a DM is shite.

We really need to nail these bastards at Wembley

 

[JASR]

I'm a bit confused. Got in my car and put the radio on and their match had just finished. The commentator said the rags must buy a striker! I thought that they had spent a load of money on one at the start of the season, and they have St Marcus who is in the running for the Golden Boot!

There’s info out there(and on the Caf) that united have already spent part of this years FFP restricted budget on last years Antony & Casemiro, leaving them with hardly anything to play with this summer. AND they have burnt through their £300m credit line, which means they have no more access to ready funds, and need to pay the interest.

Even a buyout (of any type) won’t alleviate this. They are screwed this summer to improve from outside the club. And the youth is just watching City youth from afar sweep all before them.

Missing CL next year, continues the screwing, so (steels oneself) ‘come on Brighton and Liverpool overtake them!’

 

[nmc]

Ten Hag going full Klopp criticising a Ref who was their best player tonight….

 

[Asa's left peg]

I will have a read...it will BRIGHTON my day up,that's for SHAW.

Outstanding. I bow to your superior comedy skills, sir.

 

[schfc6]

Is this bulb not going to talk about Casemiro’s obvious demand yellow that he got away with??

 

[SWPISHOME]

BRENTFORD AWAY. LOST.
MAN CITY AWAY. LOST.
LIVERPOOL AWAY. LOST.
ASTON VILLA AWAY. LOST.
ARSENAL AWAY. LOST.
BRIGHTON AWAY. LOST.
NEWCASTLE AWAY. LOST.
TOTTENHAM AWAY. DRAW.
CRYSTAL PALACE AWAY. DRAW.
CHELSEA AWAY. DRAW.

Poundland Pep working wonders.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Ten Hag going full Klopp criticising a Ref who was their best player tonight….

He doesn't want Howard Webb resting on his laurels and getting complacent.

 

[yeseye]

There’s info out there(and on the Caf) that united have already spent part of this years FFP restricted budget on last years Antony & Casemiro, leaving them with hardly anything to play with this summer. AND they have burnt through their £300m credit line, which means they have no more access to ready funds, and need to pay the interest.

Even a buyout (of any type) won’t alleviate this. They are screwed this summer to improve from outside the club. And the youth is just watching City youth from afar sweep all before them.

Missing CL next year, continues the screwing, so (steels oneself) ‘come on Brighton and Liverpool overtake them!’

“Ocean Finance on the phone ..”

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Oh man!! Didn’t follow the game but saw 1-0 loss to a penalty on the 99th minute.

Honestly, nothing makes me happier!

 

[aguero93:20]

Does that mean it's St Beneathus Day?

Yes

 

[SebastianBlue]

BRENTFORD AWAY. LOST.
MAN CITY AWAY. LOST.
LIVERPOOL AWAY. LOST.
ASTON VILLA AWAY. LOST.
ARSENAL AWAY. LOST.
BRIGHTON AWAY. LOST.
NEWCASTLE AWAY. LOST.
TOTTENHAM AWAY. DRAW.
CRYSTAL PALACE AWAY. DRAW.
CHELSEA AWAY. DRAW.

Poundland Pep working wonders.

ERIK TEN HAG. LOST.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Two league games against Brighton, (Brighton league double) and a cup semi that went to extra time.

So roughly just over five hours of football including added time.

The rags managed one goal in just over the five hours of football, and that was a Brighton OG lol.

As the song goes, you're fucking shit.