Newcastle Thread - 2022/23

[Mick_]

Wait until the inevitable and you become CL regulars and start to pick up trophies Mick :-)

The Athletic have been at it again today so I've cancelled my subscription. £59.99 a year to be told we're shite seems to be a bit OTT.

 

[Mick_]

Cheating Geordie oil cunts ;O

Straight to the point.

 

[Mick_]

Maybe he needs a new nickname ‘hypo’ - short for hypocritical.

I can see 655million Trafford Rangers supporters gaining the same name if Qatar take them over.

And Liverpool supporters should already be called that, with their wanting Abu Dhabi takeover banners from loooong ago.

The hypocrisy doesn't even register with them, people like that are not worth bothering with. I’ve seen it with a few of our fans and they just react as if they’d never said a thing in the past.

 

[Mick_]

Who are you being linked with?

Hope you spend the money better than your last purchase Gordon.

This wiill take a while, we're literally linked to multiple players each day now, it's getting crazy.

I'll start with the realistic list who we probably are looking at but wouldn't want them all.

Kieran Tierney. This one could happen.
Manuel Ugarte.
Harvey Barnes.
Moussa Diarby. This one could happen.
James Maddison.
Matheus Franca.
Dominik Szoboszlai (I think that's how to spell his name). This one could happen.
Mohhamed Kudus.

The wild, unlikely and crazy list.

Declan Rice.
Mason Mount.
Scott McTominay.
Conor Gallagher.
Harry Kane.
Vinicius Junior.
Mohammed Salisu.
Romelu Lukaku.
Adrien Rabio.
Raphina.
Neymar.
James Ward-Prowse.
Victor Osimhen.
Christian Pulisic.
Ivan Toney.
Anso Fati.

I could probably add another 40 or 50 players to that list but I'm losing the will to live.

 

[Ste68]

This wiill take a while, we're literally linked to multiple players each day now, it's getting crazy.

I'll start with the realistic list who we probably are looking at but wouldn't want them all.

Kieran Tierney. This one could happen.
Manuel Ugarte.
Harvey Barnes.
Moussa Diarby. This one could happen.
James Maddison.
Matheus Franca.
Dominik Szoboszlai (I think that's how to spell his name). This one could happen.
Mohhamed Kudus.

The wild, unlikely and crazy list.

Declan Rice.
Mason Mount.
Scott McTominay.
Conor Gallagher.
Harry Kane.
Vinicius Junior.
Mohammed Salisu.
Romelu Lukaku.
Adrien Rabio.
Raphina.
Neymar.
James Ward-Prowse.
Victor Osimhen.
Christian Pulisic.
Ivan Toney.
Anso Fati.

I could probably add another 40 or 50 players to that list but I'm losing the will to live.

Ugarte would be a good buy and the Hungarian lad has looked good ( think he’s Hungarian). Would be 2 excellent signings and your midfield with Bruno would be quite a proposition to try and outplay.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

This wiill take a while, we're literally linked to multiple players each day now, it's getting crazy.

I'll start with the realistic list who we probably are looking at but wouldn't want them all.

Kieran Tierney. This one could happen.
Manuel Ugarte.
Harvey Barnes.
Moussa Diarby. This one could happen.
James Maddison.
Matheus Franca.
Dominik Szoboszlai (I think that's how to spell his name). This one could happen.
Mohhamed Kudus.

The wild, unlikely and crazy list.

Declan Rice.
Mason Mount.
Scott McTominay.
Conor Gallagher.
Harry Kane.
Vinicius Junior.
Mohammed Salisu.
Romelu Lukaku.
Adrien Rabio.
Raphina.
Neymar.
James Ward-Prowse.
Victor Osimhen.
Christian Pulisic.
Ivan Toney.
Anso Fati.

I could probably add another 40 or 50 players to that list but I'm losing the will to live.

Don't sign that prick McTominay, talentless twat, whose only use is kicking oppo players.

 

[14aguero]

This wiill take a while, we're literally linked to multiple players each day now, it's getting crazy.

I'll start with the realistic list who we probably are looking at but wouldn't want them all.

Kieran Tierney. This one could happen.
Manuel Ugarte.
Harvey Barnes.
Moussa Diarby. This one could happen.
James Maddison.
Matheus Franca.
Dominik Szoboszlai (I think that's how to spell his name). This one could happen.
Mohhamed Kudus.

The wild, unlikely and crazy list.

Declan Rice.
Mason Mount.
Scott McTominay.
Conor Gallagher.
Harry Kane.
Vinicius Junior.
Mohammed Salisu.
Romelu Lukaku.
Adrien Rabio.
Raphina.
Neymar.
James Ward-Prowse.
Victor Osimhen.
Christian Pulisic.
Ivan Toney.
Anso Fati.

I could probably add another 40 or 50 players to that list but I'm losing the will to live.

Get Pulisic and Vini Jr in the same dressing room, and you folks could sell a documentary for a pretty sum. MAGA and Vini Jr together.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

This wiill take a while, we're literally linked to multiple players each day now, it's getting crazy.

I'll start with the realistic list who we probably are looking at but wouldn't want them all.

Kieran Tierney. This one could happen.
Manuel Ugarte.
Harvey Barnes.
Moussa Diarby. This one could happen.
James Maddison.
Matheus Franca.
Dominik Szoboszlai (I think that's how to spell his name). This one could happen.
Mohhamed Kudus.

The wild, unlikely and crazy list.

Declan Rice.
Mason Mount.
Scott McTominay.
Conor Gallagher.
Harry Kane.
Vinicius Junior.
Mohammed Salisu.
Romelu Lukaku.
Adrien Rabio.
Raphina.
Neymar.
James Ward-Prowse.
Victor Osimhen.
Christian Pulisic.
Ivan Toney.
Anso Fati.

I could probably add another 40 or 50 players to that list but I'm losing the will to live.

Scott Mcfuckingtominay ?? Setting yer sights high there fella.

 

[Mick_]

Ugarte would be a good buy and the Hungarian lad has looked good ( think he’s Hungarian). Would be 2 excellent signings and your midfield with Bruno would be quite a proposition to try and outplay.

Our midfield is currently our greatest weakness once we have an injury or two. After that we need to get some pace into our defence and could do with somebody who can unlock tight defences as we don't have anybody who can do that and we draw too many games because of that.

Szoboszlai is from Hungary and he's an attacking midfielder so he could become that player that we need to open up teams, he’s at the right age at 22 as he has most of his career ahead of him.

 

[mexico1970]

This wiill take a while, we're literally linked to multiple players each day now, it's getting crazy.

I'll start with the realistic list who we probably are looking at but wouldn't want them all.

Kieran Tierney. This one could happen.
Manuel Ugarte.
Harvey Barnes.
Moussa Diarby. This one could happen.
James Maddison.
Matheus Franca.
Dominik Szoboszlai (I think that's how to spell his name). This one could happen.
Mohhamed Kudus.

The wild, unlikely and crazy list.

Declan Rice.
Mason Mount.
Scott McTominay.
Conor Gallagher.
Harry Kane.
Vinicius Junior.
Mohammed Salisu.
Romelu Lukaku.
Adrien Rabio.
Raphina.
Neymar.
James Ward-Prowse.
Victor Osimhen.
Christian Pulisic.
Ivan Toney.
Anso Fati.

Aim higher than this sort of shit mate.

 

[Mick_]

Don't sign that prick McTominay, talentless twat, whose only use is kicking oppo players.

I'd be gutted if we got him.

 

[EricBrooksGhost]

The Athletic have been at it again today so I've cancelled my subscription. £59.99 a year to be told we're shite seems to be a bit OTT.

This gem you mean



Welcome to the club

 

[Vienna_70]

This gem you mean



Welcome to the club

Is Mr Miller a rag, by any chance?

Or Littlewoods?

 

[EricBrooksGhost]

Is Mr Miller a rag, by any chance?

Or Littlewoods?

He's probably their Sunderland (Liverpool) supporting official Newcastle reporter.
Who knows with that abomination.
Anyway sent it to my barcode supporting nephew who's fully tuned in to the snide journalist cult.
He hates the scum and dippers and loves the piss boiling we both create.

 

[Vienna_70]

He's probably their Sunderland (Liverpool) supporting official Newcastle reporter.
Who knows with that abomination.
Anyway sent it to my barcode supporting nephew who's fully tuned in to the snide journalist cult.
He hates the scum and dippers and loves the piss boiling we both create.

Cult, you say?

Are you sure you spelt that correctly?

 

[KS55]

This gem you mean



Welcome to the club

City were everybody’s second team……….when we lost a lot.
If you want to be popular, don‘t boil redshirts piss or steal the CL place that is rightfully theirs.

 

[Mick_]

This gem you mean



Welcome to the club

That's the one.

 

[Bandofblues]

City were everybody’s second team……….when we lost a lot.
If you want to be popular, don‘t boil redshirts piss or steal the CL place that is rightfully theirs.

Or steal our Bernardo song either........

 

[Mick_]

The club have recently released a video to show the upgrades that have been made to the training ground. These are just an upgrade to get us by until we build a totally new training ground which is expected to house all of our male and female teams and potentially have housing for players and staff to use as and when needed. I wouldn’t be surprised if we built a hotel which could house players when required and bring in income when not.

Sorry about the presenter.

 

[HelloCity]

The club have recently released a video to show the upgrades that have been made to the training ground. These are just an upgrade to get us by until we build a totally new training ground which is expected to house all of our male and female teams and potentially have housing for players and staff to use as and when needed. I wouldn’t be surprised if we built a hotel which could house players when required and bring in income when not.

Sorry about the presenter.

Sounds familiar :)