United Thread - 2023/24

[Impeccable One]

It's simple. Their operating expenses are more than their revenue. It's like you or me earning £2.5k a month and spending 3k. And that's before they spend any money on players.

Serious? question. If your business is not able to make a profit and it has debts of approx. 1 billion, how can the business be valued at 5 billion? The business doesn’t have assets of 6 billion, and even if it did, any buyer isn’t buying United to asset strip them and dissolve the company (although that would be hilarious).

 

[tweety]

Loving every minute of their demise over the last 10 years. A big fuck you to all the rags who took the piss over the years because I supported ickle City.

 

[TonyM]

Serious? question. If your business is not able to make a profit and it has debts of approx. 1 billion, how can the business be valued at 5 billion? The business doesn’t have assets of 6 billion, and even if it did, any buyer isn’t buying United to asset strip them and dissolve the company (although that would be hilarious).

I'm baffled by it too.

 

[Gordyola]

Serious? question. If your business is not able to make a profit and it has debts of approx. 1 billion, how can the business be valued at 5 billion? The business doesn’t have assets of 6 billion, and even if it did, any buyer isn’t buying United to asset strip them and dissolve the company (although that would be hilarious).

Football clubs are mainly trophy assets unless you are clever like our beloved owner who now has a asset worth billions
The only positive is if the super league ever happened then there is a possibility that clubs could become £1B turnover / year businesses but it doesn’t make any sense to pay £6B for the rags then promise another £2B in investment especially if you haven’t got that type of money to splash around, like a lot of people I think Sheik Jizzum is a front

 

[bluesteve1964]

Commentator says " Farewell to old Trafford"

Apart from Law and Gundog,has any other City player scored their last ever 1st team goal for us against utd..?
Mick McCarthy in 86/87. .

Any others?

Hatem Trabelsi's only goal for us was against utd.

 

[manimanc]

Tweet of the day, I count 17 of them. Imagine if they didn't have any momentum behind them. All in all not a bad turn out for a Tuesday :-)

We want gays out?

What has that got to do with utd being incredibly shit?


Weird fuckin bunch.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Hatem Trabelsi's only goal for us was against utd.

A stunner an all.

 

[cheekybids]

Serious? question. If your business is not able to make a profit and it has debts of approx. 1 billion, how can the business be valued at 5 billion? The business doesn’t have assets of 6 billion, and even if it did, any buyer isn’t buying United to asset strip them and dissolve the company (although that would be hilarious).

& why would you not accept £5b & run away laughing.

So many questions that don’t get asked but it seems no one has any concerns about their books or financial reports.

 

[Shirley]

Sack Mac and Swales out, that was how it was done back in the day.

 

[Shirley]

Sack Mac and Swales out, that was how it was done back in the day.

Plus it was done straight after the game had finished, suppose the rags can’t do that as they have to catch the trains home.

 

[Grassland Blue]

But this is manU! it’s Manchester United!

Man u is an institution don't you know?

And its' supporters should be in one!

 

[jonah62]

The funniest part about that video 44 seconds into it he's having a conversation with a 7 year old. Sums up the fat bastard.

Grooming fat ****

 

[jonah62]

All over Twitter:
David de Gea had signed a contract extension with #mufc with a drastic reduction on his wages, only for the club to back out of the agreed proposal. [@TheAthleticFC]

They really look after players there don’t they

The players that survived the Munich disaster can attest to that

 

[eyalluvitt]

 

[Blue Floyd]

someone with more skills than me should photoshop an opentop bus driving past with mickey mouse cup on it

Beep Beep!
It's early and cant find me bins

 

[jacko74]

They can't possibly think they are in a position to get to 90+ points next season?
I know one sensible one (brother-in-law) he says they are 9-11 world class players away from challenging us and admits that this is not going to happen overnight if at all.

Based on the parameter of them being 9-11 world class players away from challenging us then exactly the same logic applies to Stalybridge Celtic.

 

[Any1aBlue]

Beep Beep!
It's early and cant find me bins

perhaps this is their equivalent of a parade?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I’ve seen all of them.

And I’d love to see them all again.

Me too

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Big Steve sticking the knife in, love it.

I gave this a like. It deserves much more than a like.

 

[Bluesince1979]

The funniest part about that video 44 seconds into it he's having a conversation with a 7 year old. Sums up the fat bastard.

Always think that .his literal intellectual level

In fairness to the blob, he gets some biggish names.
Is this his full time job? Anyone know him?