United Thread - 2023/24

[Milesvk]

Watch first 5-6 goals and chances, he seems to create them himself. Can see Rashford spitting his dummy out and start walking around.

 

[mexico1970]

United will shit the bed again by playing 5 "Strikers" playing individually trying to get all the fame and glory.

5 matches in and the pundits will name theme champions elect ;)

 

[1961_vintage]

United will shit the bed again by playing 5 "Strikers" playing individually trying to get all the fame and glory.

5 matches in and the pundits will name theme champions elect ;)

Match outcome influencers will ensure that the necessary number of dodgy free-kicks and penalties will be enough to maintain the illusion of talent and grease the wheels of the media hype machine.

 

[N1985]

So they've paid more for this lad than we did for Erling and Jules.

Arf!

 

[freshie]

Farcical

 

[Protein Junkie]

An upgrade on Wout Weghorst but he isn't a £72m striker.

Susan Boyle would be an upgrade on Weighorst.
Here we go again with the Rags. The usual preseason hyperbole of Worlds best this and that before the sober reality of the league table after six games.
The very definition of Madness.

 

[freshie]

As is this tripe from the BBC



Both are ruthless? Except that Hojlund has only scored 15 goals in his career. Haaland did that in 10 games

 

[the blue panther]

As is this tripe from the BBC

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Both are ruthless? Except that Hojlund has only scored 15 goals in his career. Haaland did that in 10 games

Both playing for Manchester clubs?

 

[deegee33]

They will lose to Wolves in their first match.

 

[KentBlue]

And that WASN'T written by Slimy Stone? Just gives you an idea of how many sycophants there are at the BBC.

 

[Blueboy73]

I just read that shite, its like its been written by a 10 year old.

Was it Slyman Stone by any chance?

 

[Mr Fraser]

Was it Slyman Stone by any chance?

Have a look a jamie paradises article about St fishfinger. A 10 yo would be ashamed

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Oh, absolutely. No question.

Bernard knew when to see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil with adroit.

Haha!!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Haha!!

The Charlton 5-1 Protocol.

 

[Grassland Blue]

It's the going rate for clubs that don't have a fit for purpose scouting system. Their new striker and goalkeeper were bought for loose change last year, the rags have just paid aprrox 120M for them. Part of their problem is that their fan base crave the big money signings and wouldn't put up with them signing prospects.

Not even big money prospects?

 

[jacko74]

Were they all training matches or friendlies?

In every clip the stadiums were half full at best, in some they were virtually empty.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Were they all training matches or friendlies?

In every clip the stadiums were half full at best, in some they were virtually empty.

Its just a Serie A thing, think a lot of the stadiums are old and crumbling and have reduced capacity.

He'll feel right at home at Old Trafford

 

[mrbelfry]

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They really don't understand the Welcome to Manchester insult. I spoke to the guys putting this up and they said it went up for sky to film against. Not really the spontaneous show of support from the local community that the post implies

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

The Charlton 5-1 Protocol.

Closely followed by Bournemouth.

 

[jrb]

Watching Sly Sports News whilst waiting for the Villa v Brentford game.

A 10 minute report and interview with Ten Peg in America.

Sly added up the United signings. £180mill.