United Thread - 2023/24

[Colin Bells Boots]

From the bbc "but Rashford showed united have one striker in form, powering the header that deflected in off Casemiro to complete the victory"
.In form ??
21 league goals in his last 60 games ,
32 in 3 seasons or 97 games

C'mon it's the fucking BBC......................the rags are treated like their prodigal children

 

[Stephen230]

It turns out the kid that they just signed because his name is a bit like Haaland’s is a life long United die hard, who’s dream has always been to run out at The Theatre.

That’s a turn up.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It turns out the kid that they just signed because his name is a bit like Haaland’s is a life long United die hard, who’s dream has always been to run out at The Theatre.

That’s a turn up.

It is so pathetically shameless that it never ceases to amaze with the pathetic attention seeking club and their media cronies.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Let’s hope that the Ukrainian summer offensive is far more successful.

Ukrainian Sea Drone 1 Russian Cruiser 0, in pre-season curtain-raiser.

Russian navy ship appears to be heavily damaged in Ukrainian sea drone attack

Night-time footage from onboard the drone shows it approaching the large navy vessel before the attack - with later video appearing to show the ship listing on its side.

news.sky.com

 

[borassic]

'Onana beaten by halfway line stunner but Man Utd roar back to beat Lens'

Man Utd 3-1 RC Lens: Andre Onana beaten by halfway line stunner but hosts roar back for victory

Manchester United continued their preparations for the new season with a 3-1 victory over Ligue 1 side RC Lens at Old Trafford, despite new goalkeeper Andre Onana being beaten by a stunning halfway line strike.

www.skysports.com

Fuckin roar back? Against that European giant Lens.

Do me a favour. Sky sports news cockahoop they won another pre season friendly.

Fuckin roared back.
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Isn’t that the second time he’s been lobbed in preseason?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

More corners than a Dodecahedron

Qui?

 

[deano ou812]

From the bbc "but Rashford showed united have one striker in form, powering the header that deflected in off Casemiro to complete the victory"
.In form ??
21 league goals in his last 60 games ,
32 in 3 seasons or 97 games

He’s a very lucky boy things fell into place at the time when he made his debut due to striker injuries at the rags,or else he’d of probably been moved along by now,he can run fast but realistically that’s all he has in his locker and hitting the ball as hard as he can ..maybe I’m being harsh a goal every 3 games I suppose isn’t bad,oh and he has a great PR team behind him ..

 

[Blueknows]

Isn’t that the second time he’s been lobbed in preseason?

Sshh the.media don't want to remind us , lol feck.me roar back , they'll scrape a win against wolves next week and all talk of a quadruple will resurface

 

[deano ou812]

Sshh the.media don't want to remind us , lol feck.me roar back , they'll scrape a win against wolves next week and all talk of a quadruple will resurface

And the giddiness will be off the scale from the rags and the media if the new Haaland scores ..

 

[jimharri]

Did they actually use that pose? Jesus. The Moyesiah's wish ("we aspire to be like City") has actually come to pass. We now need our next signing to be unveiled playing the piano; return the compliment, so to speak.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Did they actually use that pose? Jesus. The Moyesiah's wish ("we aspire to be like City") has actually come to pass. We now need our next signing to be unveiled playing the piano; return the compliment, so to speak.

Thats fookin Brill mate.

Butlins vs Kuoni. :)

 

[jacko74]

Did they actually use that pose? Jesus. The Moyesiah's wish ("we aspire to be like City") has actually come to pass. We now need our next signing to be unveiled playing the piano; return the compliment, so to speak.

This really is getting bizzare and quite cringeworthy now.

At this rate City are going to have to take out a Restraining Order on them for stalking.

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

That’s a lot of words for someone who doesn’t have “energy for them anymore” lol

Here he is lads, still a gobshite in spite of our utter dominance, keep coming back on here cocker it's fuckin marvellous to keep rubbing your bitter red nose in it, you fuckwit rag ****.

 

[Lemon7277]

According to sky once ya have read all the bollocks about he slept in Fred the red pyjamas and asked for zebra pants for Easter there haaland is actually injured and will miss start of season...outstanding medical team

 

[borassic]

Red mate sent me this before, not lost even on them!

 

[Tracking back]

Saying it now the rags will struggle to get top 4

The rags have been struggling to get into the top four for about nine years now.

It's only because the officials work so hard to help them over the line. Even when they do find themselves in a champions league spot these days they soon get knocked out of it.

Left to their own devices, they'd be battling with all the other mid table teams for a top ten finish.

 

[Sky Blue]

Here he is lads, still a gobshite in spite of our utter dominance, keep coming back on here cocker it's fuckin marvellous to keep rubbing your bitter red nose in it, you fuckwit rag ****.

Fucker is back and giddy as fuck after a 2 month disappearing act. Back in her box soon enough.

 

[Tracking back]

Why do the scum keep buying players no one else wants?

Because the criteria is that the incoming player has to be a childhood fan of the club.

unfortunately, for them, that particular pool is getting smaller.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Everton at home was also one of.my worst experiences but it was in 1981 fa cup replay even though we won I lost a shoe in the craziness and packed.out Kippax that night it also pissed it down missed my last bus home and had to walk 6.miles home

There was at least 10k more than the attendance givern that night ,I was told to fold a£5 note up to look like a ticket and jump the turnstyle

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Love the way he gets tangled in the netting also. It’s aesthetically beautiful.

Scum!

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