United Thread - 2023/24

[mac]

My mates wedding today and he’s a big red, shall I go easy on him ?


Only joking I know what must be done

Smashing her back doors in surely

 

[SWPISHOME]

Smashing her back doors in surely

Brilliant haha

 

[jimharri]

Ah, but wait until they get their poundshop Haaland up and running to put away all those chances they don't create.

To be fair, I'd expect big Erl's dad to stick away that header that the rat missed.

 

[ancoats]

It's all the Glazers' fault

You know what is coming this week, the Green and yellow scarfs, zebra pants, Glazers out banners,

 

[blue cigar]

Shocked they are worse than last season, utter shambles of a club and no style of play.
Sancho is garbage, the midget in defence is worse than Maguire and rashford is quick to throw the towel in when its not going well.
Fuck them

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Shocked they are worse than last season, utter shambles of a club and no style of play.
Sancho is garbage, the midget in defence is worse than Maguire and rashford is quick to throw the towel in when its not going well.
Fuck them

What do you expect when the cheating rat is captain

 

[Pam]

What do you expect when the cheating rat is captain

What do you have against rats?

 

[give it to gordon]

Shocked they are worse than last season, utter shambles of a club and no style of play.
Sancho is garbage, the midget in defence is worse than Maguire and rashford is quick to throw the towel in when its not going well.
Fuck them

For a professional footballer Rashford has terrible body language, if he was my teammate I'll be giving him a right mouth full. He does nothing but walk around looking totally uninterested, doesnt defend. Only chases a ball if its hit near him such an over rated player

 

[Pam]

It's all the Glazers' fault

You know what is coming this week, the Green and yellow scarfs, zebra pants, Glazers out banners,

Yeah. And all because City won the Treble. That's their new anti-Glazer trigger, whether they acknowledge it or not.

 

[KS55]

Perhaps " not achieved anything of significance " ?

Yes and not convinced by his recruitment choices.

 

[Vienna_70]

I think it’s time for Guy Mitchell to make his first appearance of the season:

 

[KS55]

I think it’s time for Guy Mitchell to make his first appearance of the season:

Didn’t take long to be appropriate. I expect plenty more as the rags sink down the table.

 

[Pam]

Yes and not convinced by his recruitment choices.

Why the hell did he sign Mason Mount? Chelsea are laughing all the way to the bank.

 

[Roachy]

I think it’s time for Guy Mitchell to make his first appearance of the season:

And every weekend I hope.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

For a professional footballer Rashford has terrible body language, if he was my teammate I'll be giving him a right mouth full. He does nothing but walk around looking totally uninterested, doesnt defend. Only chases a ball if its hit near him such an over rated player

I use to think Martial was the most miserable **** in their squad, but no, it turns out it’s Rashford

 

[Kippax77]

I use to think Martial was the most miserable **** in their squad, but no, it turns out it’s Rashford

By a country mile

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

For a professional footballer Rashford has terrible body language, if he was my teammate I'll be giving him a right mouth full. He does nothing but walk around looking totally uninterested, doesnt defend. Only chases a ball if its hit near him such an over rated player

Doesn't over rated and playing for that lot come hand in hand

 

[Bluewonder]

I find it extremely amusing that their hordes of seemingly lobotomised fans blame the Glazers for all their recent failures when it was, in fact, old baconface who left them in such trouble.

In his 27 years at the swamp, he became an omnipotent despot, controlling every possible aspect of the club and bullying and ultimately sacking anyone who dared cross him.

This meant that the club had no footballing infrastructure and his departure left behind, not only a black hole but also a club uniquely unsuited to 21st century football.

And it's glorious.

 

[havefaith]

They'd be a better team with McTominay in it.

Spat my tea out at that :-) it's even more funny when you realise that's actually spot on. Oh how the mighty have fallen, happy days.

 

[Goater=Legend]

Give a manager £400m to spend on players he wants and somehow its still the glazers fault.