United Thread - 2023/24

[horlock_was_super]

Have the rags kept the receipt for mason mount ?
If they have they could take him back to Chelsea and ask for a refund under the Sale of Goods Act - Not fit for purpose.

Think they bought him in the end of season clearance sale and they weren’t offering refunds but they might give them a credit note. Though they have used him and found that he didn’t fit.
Caveat Emptor it seems.

 

[SWPISHOME]

“Our History”

Quite telling they’re called the 1958, tells you all you need to know.

Imagine calling yourself the 1958 then talking about dignity, integrity and history...

The players that passes away in 1958, Kicking their families, wife and kids out of their homes...

They really are thick fuckers.

 

[ysmsa]

Think they bought him in the end of season clearance sale and they weren’t offering refunds but they might give them a credit note. Though they have used him and found that he didn’t fit.
Caveat Emptor it seems.

So they've lost 2 Masons within a week!

The Pope will be pleased, bet he's singing "who the fuck are Man Utd"

 

[ysmsa]

Imagine calling yourself the 1958 then talking about dignity, integrity and history...

The players that passes away in 1958, Kicking their families, wife and kids out of their homes...

They really are thick fuckers.

Wankers,

Any similarly to "The 1975" is a complete coincidence!

They can't come up with anything original, ever!

 

[freshie]

These fuckers just can’t catch a break :)

 

[TinFoilHat]

These fuckers just can’t catch a break :)

Can't see how lockjaw from eating too many steak bakes affects the way you play.

Engerland internationals coming up. I fully expect Rashford to be "injured" and going to New York to "recouparate"

 

[Debaser]

28? Eat shit look shit I guess


(Mirror confirms this)

 

[foggy1974]

A tragic day that made them global not there football

 

[Bill Walker]

Engerland internationals coming up. I fully expect Rashford to be "injured" and going to New York to "recouparate"

Thanks for that, just got up, now depressed !

 

[TinFoilHat]

Thanks for that, just got up, now depressed !

We know the script by now.

We get 2 points In the next two games. The media starts telling us were shite over the international break. Southgate plays an injured stones and fucks him up for another month.

Players come back and we beat Wham and Forest by an aggregate score of 14-0


Back on topic....

Scum!

 

[TonyM]

These fuckers just can’t catch a break :)

If their first 11 all drop out injured they might have a decent performance.

 

[Shuffs]

Put a quid on at 500-1 for them to be relegated.

Nothing to lose :-)

Now for VAR to screw me over

 

[deegee33]

They will never become a credible force again until they stop their fixation on the past. Their obsession with their history is what is preventing them moving forward.

Shhhh !!!!

 

[TinFoilHat]

“Our History”

Quite telling they’re called the 1958, tells you all you need to know.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Thats quite an interesting thread tbh, some rational thoughts and a fair few recognising that we haven't spent billions more than them, just that we've spent well and they haven't.

Still plenty of dickheads referring to "state owned" and "cheating club" though

Yes. Also quite a few acknowledging their incompetent leqdership setting the tone for having poor people in all the wrong positions, meaning that things will.never get better as long as that setup remains.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They just can’t shift him. And I suppose you can't blame him. Engaging devil's advocate mode here; if a player has a legally binding contract for, say, 100k a week (5.2m a year), with two years left on the deal, and the club wants to sell him; why should he settle for half that figure? It's not his choice to go, after all.

Now, I understand that in a lot of these cases, a compromise is usually reached between the player and his employer. But it seems Harold is, like the lady, not for turning.

That's half his problem, he turns slower than Dunney did.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fucking hell, I never knew that **** George Galloway was a Rag!

That club is like a **** magnet.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I dont get this. They are going to stay for an hour after the game finishes, the cameras have gone home, nothing is being shown on tv.

Wouldnt walking out be a bigger show.

Because it's quite hard for the TV cameras to notice all eight of them leaving in a crowd of 75,000.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Hahahaha £1billion wasted so it’s the Glazers who are signing the players then,to be fair the £2 bill taken out they were lucky as that would have been £3 billion wasted instead,what a bunch of cocks these lot are ..

That's literally the argument. They're not happy to have spent more than everyone else, they expect to have spent twice as much as everyone else.

The issue with the Glazers is their exceptional mismanagement and awful recruitment, not their lack of spending or loading debt onto the club. Long may it continue.

 

[Gray]

I dont get this. They are going to stay for an hour after the game finishes, the cameras have gone home, nothing is being shown on tv.

Wouldnt walking out be a bigger show.

It will be their only chance to get some sort of legroom in those bloody awful seats.