United Thread - 2023/24

[Metal Biker]

Question is, who do they blame when the Glazers are gone and things don't change?

 

[Kippax77]

This saga is so very boring.
All this as all fans of other clubs are excited to see how their clubs fare over the new season.
When will they cotton on that nobody is interested in what the rags do

 

[freshie]

 

[Norbert D]

This saga is so very boring.
All this as all fans of other clubs are excited to see how their clubs fare over the new season.
When will they cotton on that nobody is interested in what the rags do

It’s the only way to keep them relevant. Every club has its day or days in the sun, theirs have been come and gone. City and to a lesser extent Arse and Pool have filled the vacuum, but the media are trying to hold back the City tide. It isn’t happening.

 

[waspish]

They get the new owners spend 300m every summer and still behind us will they still cry like little entitled babies!?

 

[AKA 55 year old teenager]

Never mind the club can't shift him. He's not great at shifting himself. There's definitely a lack of movement where Harry is concerned.

Maybe he should try lactulose. Does the trick for me.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Question is, who do they blame when the Glazers are gone and things don't change?

Well they are too fucking stupid to see exactly what is in front of them, so who knows ?

As deluded as the dipper imbeciles who also are blind to their shortcomings.

Common denominator - media whores who use both clubs as their cash builder click machines feeding the braindead lemmings they call supporters.

The rags management however are the most inept, deluded and arrogant which guarantees failure for the forseeable which is an excellent prospect.

 

[Blue Mist]

Have the rags kept the receipt for mason mount ?
If they have they could take him back to Chelsea and ask for a refund under the Sale of Goods Act - Not fit for purpose.

Breaking News.
Chelsea have refused the rags request, apparently he was advertised as 'Sold as Seen'.

 

[deano ou812]

Question is, who do they blame when the Glazers are gone and things don't change?

This,this,this.The Glazers are just an excuse and when you have that prick Neville cheerleading on sky everytime a result doesn’t go their way it only fires up the deluded masses into this thinking oh it’s the glazers fault,Someone needs to put this point to Neville the next time he spouts his repetitive shite..Who do you blame if they sell up and things don’t change ..

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

 

[johnevans]

The Head Groundsman will be happy with this.. at least he can get an early dart for once by asking them 'Are you staying until the end? If I give you these keys could you lock up for me..?'

(Btw, aren't 'The 1958' just a garbage tribute band to 'The 1975'?)

 

[give it to gordon]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

I dont get this. They are going to stay for an hour after the game finishes, the cameras have gone home, nothing is being shown on tv.

Wouldnt walking out be a bigger show.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If Greenwood didn't knock seven flavours out of his girlfriend then who did?

Chelsea fans.

 

[manclad]

Breaking News.
Chelsea have refused the rags request, apparently he was advertised as 'Sold as Seen'.

"No warranty,given or implied" !!

 

[foggy1974]

I dont get this. They are going to stay for an hour after the game finishes, the cameras have gone home, nothing is being shown on tv.

Wouldnt walking out be a bigger show.

Sky sports news will have a reporter there

 

[jacko74]

This for me is better, its purgatory. Watching City, constantly winning while they're over paying for average players.

As painful as the '90s were, we were nowhere near them & it would have hurt so much more if we told ourselves we were challenging with them. Instead we were concentrating more on getting 40 points or what fuck up was next round the corner.

I can sort of agree with that, I think I would lose that schadenfreude if they were languishing near the bottom of the table with all hope lost.
But its still frustrating seeing them quite so close to us in terms of league position knowing its only the PL, PGMOL and SKY that are putting them there.
They deserve mid table obscurity based on their ability, not top 4 and CL football.

 

[foggy1974]

I can sort of agree with that, I think I would lose that schadenfreude if they were languishing near the bottom of the table with all hope lost.
But its still frustrating seeing them quite so close to us in terms of league position knowing its only the PL, PGMOL and SKY that are putting them there.
They deserve mid table obscurity based on their ability, not top 4 and CL football.

As we live on Saints/Portsmouth border, my lad has grown up with both Pompey & Saints fans & he has stopped taking the piss out of them because it has become boring

 

[Nellies left peg]

Sky sports news will have a reporter there

And GNIAC will cheerlead and give everybody chapter and verse as if any fucker cares

 

[Dirty Harry]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

“Our History”

Quite telling they’re called the 1958, tells you all you need to know.

 

[Vienna_70]

Peps 1st season here & when it was going pear shaped he stuck to his principles, 4-0 at Everton, compared to Ten Bob who shat himself after the 6-3 & reverted to the tactics of Ollie

Ten Bob shat himself long before that.

After the first two games, when the rags lost to Brighton and Brentford, he opted for the long ball counter attack style.