United Thread - 2023/24

[foggy1974]

The twitterati disagree

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New offside rule ???

 

[foggy1974]

Saying that "players really want to come" doesn’t mean that players will actually come.

They are two completely different things.

Has nothing to do with paying most players triple what they are on without having to earn it, honestly.

Wasn't Mount on £80k a week at Chelsea

 

[Barcon]

What happened to leghorse? Did he go back to Burnley?

 

[TinFoilHat]

What happened to leghorse? Did he go back to Burnley?

Vinny sold him to Tesco's for their finest mince range.

 

[Nightmare Walking]

Go on; it’s modesty isn’t it?…

I think it's your adaptability, in associating with both the hoi polloi and the hoity-toity.

 

[Vienna_70]

Vinny sold him to Tesco's for their finest mince range.

That reminds me of a Mike Yarwood joke, while impersonating the great Brian Clough:

"I was asked the other day what I’d do if I became the Leeds manager. I replied, I’d sell their best player to Juventus for £200 000, and the rest to Fray Bentos for corned beef."

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I think it's your adaptability, in associating with both the hoi polloi and the hoity-toity.

Yes, that is definitely my gift. Actually never met anyone better at it.

Which is a big thing for me to say, given my inveterate modesty.

 

[Gingers Dad]

I took a look on youtube at the Hojlund guy. My take is that...
1. He is a football player in the sense that he can run, pass a ball, recieve a ball and strike a ball
2. He falls down a lot
3. He is not shown anything in these highlights to look anywhere near worth the money they are looking for


Maybe I'm wrong but I'd expect him to be a victim of the boo boys within 2 seasons. Also they'll blame the Glazers somehow.

Weghorst could do all that

 

[TonyM]

Weghorst could do all that

Exactly

 

[roach3]

same as every year they'll start of well, ten haag is a genius, every single player is the best player in the world and then it will fall apart but it will be because of injuries, tiredness, the refs etc anything but them being shite.

Tbh they are like liverpool without the stupid accent.

Then when the Qatari deal falls thru it’ll be oil money cunts over the road again