United Thread - 2023/24

[threespires]

Cults like religions use the word "Glory" odd place is the swamp.

It sort of invites ridicule, I've seen toilets that look more glorious than the swamp these days and as for the bag of expensive mishapes on the pitch. As long as they put more store in exploiting their past than building their future I'm good.

 

[mexico1970]

It sort of invites ridicule, I've seen toilets that look more glorious than the swamp these days and as for the bag of expensive mishapes on the pitch.

How very dare you.

Say three hail Charltons.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Be interesting to see how many stay behind for the sit-in. We did it in 1993 against Swales when we played QPR and I reckon a good 10,000 or so stayed back. That was on a day when there were probably around 25,000 in the ground so anything less than 30,000 sitting in tomorrow will be deemed as a failure in my eyes ;)

Remember doing it.
Sitting on the Kippax steps.
Swales is wanker .
Happy days

 

[remember arthur mann]

Should United be expected to compete with City in Pep era.

I was reflecting on united place in football at the moment especially post SAF. My thought process was why do united fans expect united to better every team in England. Fact is we're one of a couple of teams with the resources to get the best people from playing and coaching staff so we're...

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And they reckon we're obsessed with them

This bloke has it sorted.
.........................
Yeah we should be expected to compete with them. We've spent just as much money as them. We can attract big names; managers, players, sponsors. We have had all the resources available to win league titles. Unfortunately we've had and continue to have incompetent bellends working at the club

 

[SWPISHOME]

They'll probably prefer to have a 60 minute sit in instead of sitting through 90 minutes of crap.

Entitled red bastards.

 

[manimanc]

Fuck me not this shit again. Who gives two fucks about them or the glazers?
Why don't they just not turn up? Surely staying away and an empty stadium has a bigger impact than staying behind. What they going to do for 60mins, sing city songs to eachother?

Fuckin red mardarses, I'm absolutely loving their pain.

 

[freshie]

Fuck me not this shit again. Who gives two fucks about them or the glazers?
Why don't they just not turn up? Surely staying away and an empty stadium has a bigger impact than staying behind. What they going to do for 60mins, sing city songs to eachother?

Fuckin red mardarses, I'm absolutely loving their pain.

Exactly. Not turning up would have much more of an effect but they won’t do it cos they’re all morons

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

Can't see how lockjaw from eating too many steak bakes affects the way you play.

He put his back out picking up his takeaway order

 

[jimharri]

Fuck me not this shit again. Who gives two fucks about them or the glazers?
Why don't they just not turn up? Surely staying away and an empty stadium has a bigger impact than staying behind. What they going to do for 60mins, sing city songs to eachother?

Fuckin red mardarses, I'm absolutely loving their pain.

Altogether now.....
"U...N...I..T...E...D,
united are the team for me...."

 

[danielwood5]

I dont get this. They are going to stay for an hour after the game finishes, the cameras have gone home, nothing is being shown on tv.

Wouldnt walking out be a bigger show.

Neville will stay behind to cheer them on and make sure they get the attention they crave.

 

[manimanc]

Exactly. Not turning up would have much more of an effect but they won’t do it cos they’re all morons

They'll all be decked out in megastore replica kits, wearing a green and gold scarf and telling everyone they fuckin hate city.

You have to applaud them for being the most simplest and the most fickle set of fans on the planet.

Be a great double bubble if Forest get a result there.

 

[Bluethemaway]

Neville will stay behind to cheer them on and make sure they get the attention they crave.

Probably have an hour talk about it on Monday night the Twat !

 

[Ardnaree]

Fuck me not this shit again. Who gives two fucks about them or the glazers?
Why don't they just not turn up? Surely staying away and an empty stadium has a bigger impact than staying behind. What they going to do for 60mins, sing city songs to eachother?

Fuckin red mardarses, I'm absolutely loving their pain.

Pretty much impossible to stage an organised walk out when people have booked flights/hotels months in advance. If you cut down any of the industrial estates in Trafford park on a match day, you will see 20 coaches with Irish number plates. Those people have travelled 2 days for the match. No point even trying to get them to not take their seats after all that.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Let's hope it's not...
...naaah, let's hope it is raining!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Would that also count as a 60 minute shit in?

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Uniteds fuck-ups according to utd fans over the last ten years. Makes for interesting reading.

The Banter Era

Since it’s been a right miserable old week I thought we could cheer ourselves up by reminiscing about what a shit fecking ten years it’s been since Fergie left. Post your favourite ridiculous things that have happened to our club in that time here. Here’s a few for starters, they’re all fairly...

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[denislawsbackheel]

Saad seems to have seen the light and left Howsoneh and his poisonous Chanel

They are not after another No. 5 are they?

 

[foggy1974]

Uniteds fuck-ups according to utd fans over the last ten years. Makes for interesting reading.

The Banter Era

Since it’s been a right miserable old week I thought we could cheer ourselves up by reminiscing about what a shit fecking ten years it’s been since Fergie left. Post your favourite ridiculous things that have happened to our club in that time here. Here’s a few for starters, they’re all fairly...

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Aspiring to be '90s City

 

[jimharri]

Aspiring to be '90s City

No one will ever match that City era. It just isn't possible.

 

[Ardnaree]

Uniteds fuck-ups according to utd fans over the last ten years. Makes for interesting reading.

The Banter Era

Since it’s been a right miserable old week I thought we could cheer ourselves up by reminiscing about what a shit fecking ten years it’s been since Fergie left. Post your favourite ridiculous things that have happened to our club in that time here. Here’s a few for starters, they’re all fairly...

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"We need to improve in defence, midfield and attack."

David Moyes post match press conference.