United Thread - 2023/24

[madloaf]

A backup goalie from turkey, a 50 year old defender, a spurs reject and a fella from a mid table club in italy.

God loves a trier.

 

[Blu1]

If only we could bring zabba back

 

[117 M34]

Wonder if it's dawned on them yet that they pushed for ffp to be introduced to stop city buying good players and the very same ffp has meant that they have had to sign JFE and get a left back that spurs don't want in on loan.

 

[GornikDaze]

Good business signing Evans on a 1 year deal. Gives them extra cover where they need it most, allows them to rest more important players for the big games. Definite title contenders as a result of this we should be wary!!






















Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Smalltime wankers :)

 

[Blu1]

Anybody explain to me why folk on redcafe think they have had a good transfer window & Jonny Evans is a good signing ???? I’m at a total loss with their positive outlook

 

[madloaf]

Anybody explain to me why folk on redcafe think they have had a good transfer window & Jonny Evans is a good signing ???? I’m at a total loss with their positive outlook

It'll last until they get dicked off arsenal despite playing aldis own brand haaland

 

[N1985]

I think they're skint

Big time

 

[N1985]

A backup goalie from turkey, a 50 year old defender, a spurs reject and a fella from a mid table club in italy.

God loves a trier.

It's like me playing Champ Manager 01/02 with City

 

[jrb]

United’s transfer window.

 

[heslops barnet]

Anybody explain to me why folk on redcafe think they have had a good transfer window & Jonny Evans is a good signing ???? I’m at a total loss with their positive outlook

Because you’re not a rag like amoeba……

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I think they're skint

Big time

They had to sell to get more players in. Nobody wanted Maguire, McTominay or Martial.

For good reason.

 

[jrb]

Anybody explain to me why folk on redcafe think they have had a good transfer window & Jonny Evans is a good signing ???? I’m at a total loss with their positive outlook

Because as well as supporting United, they are members of the Church of Scientology.

 

[bluethrunthru]

If only we could bring zabba back

He is trying to keep his job as the head of the Spanish FA to be fair

 

[bluethrunthru]

Good business signing Evans on a 1 year deal. Gives them extra cover where they need it most, allows them to rest more important players for the big games. Definite title contenders as a result of this we should be wary!!






















Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Smalltime wankers :)

I'd suspect that Ten Bob got JFE given to him to play instead of Maguire and that being such an insult to slab they will get rid of him in the January window once he realises how he is seen in rag circles

 

[madloaf]

It's like me playing Champ Manager 01/02 with City

Except you probably did some research!

 

[Rory Bluelow]

Hilarious watching the know-nowts on Sky getting giddy over United signing a a reserve goalkeeper from Turkey for £4m, Jonny Fucking Evans as a free agent without a club, a fringe player from Spurs on loan and Amrabat from Fiorentina on loan. Fucking hell, how have the mighty fallen. Comedy club.

 

[bluethrunthru]

They had to sell to get more players in. Nobody wanted Maguire, McTominay or Martial.

For good reason.

They are probably still expecting the rag premium on sales that teams like Sunderland used to pay for their rejects - they are that deluded

 

[TonyM]

Such a pity Fulham didn't get their man. I'd have expected united to have gone to their fall back plan of Michael Carrick.

 

[KS55]

What a coup for the rags. I can hardly believe it. I’m so jealous. The rags transfer staff are just brilliant and now they’ve really done it…..they’ve captured JFE. WOW.
Maguire now 5th choice.

 

[lonestay]

Talkshite went to old toilet for breaking news , the breaking news was fake Haaland was in the squad for Sunday !! The way they reacted you would have thought that prime Pele was back from the dead .