Stupid little things that bug you

[East Level 2]

So did 11/9 happen or was it a conspiracy hoax theory?

11/9 happened but not on 9/11.

 

[Looby_Blue]

In my job we use the phonetic alphabet and when we speak to our Indian office they say 'union' instead of 'uniform'.

Fucking drives me nuts.

 

[JRockBlues]

In my job we use the phonetic alphabet and when we speak to our Indian office they say 'union' instead of 'uniform'.

Fucking drives me nuts.

Probably the only chance they'll ever get to use the word tbf.

 

[bluebc]

‘Mods please merge’
Like they need your blessing or wouldn’t have done anyway

 

[ray21]

Those Uber eats, deliveroo people on their electric bikes think they own the road,cnts.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People who slurp their drinks. Bad enough if it's hot, but no possible reason to slurp cold drinks like wine or spirits.

 

[Bill Walker]

Those Uber eats, deliveroo people on their electric bikes think they own the road,cnts.

Same here.
Actually I wouldn't eat anything that had been in those filthy fucking feral bags. Probably full of e-coli, wank juice and Salmonella

 

[blue b4 the moon]

People who write dates the American way. It is not difficult to remember - it is dd/mm/yyyy

NOT

mm/dd/yyyy

Or

2 September 2023

NOT


September 2, 2023.

Checks how I've set the date on my mobile screen.....I'm good.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

So did 11/9 happen or was it a conspiracy hoax theory?

I refer to it as 11/9 because it happened on the 11th day of September.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Cunts who make phrases up.

Jenas on MOTD has just said “that’s food and drink to him” in relation to a chance Son put away.

 

[Stoned Rose]

People online who claim to have spat their coffee out whilst reading something funny online , no you haven’t , it just amused you.

Gives ROFL a run for it’s money.

 

[normskih]

Scruffy gits who bite their nails in the back of my car (taxi) and leave them on the floor

Disgusting habit

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Probably full of e-coli, wank juice and Salmonella

Standard dressing for McDonald's "food"

 

[idahoblues]

People who slurp their drinks. Bad enough if it's hot, but no possible reason to slurp cold drinks like wine or spirits.

Or smack their lips when they eat

 

[Donmcfc]

The whole concept of Bargain Hunt is ludicrous. The contestants have to buy tat at retail and then hope to make a profit selling at wholesale. WTF?

And the auction house doesn't charge any commission.

 

[Donmcfc]

(Oxford definition) Acronym noun: An abbreviation formed from the initial letters of other words and pronounced as a word (eg ASCII, NASA).

Your link doesn't say "BBC is an acronym" anywhere, because it isn't.

(I told you this gets me illogically angry, I just got up for a piss and checked my phone, now I'm typing furiously at half three in the morning :)

WTF is PIGMOL?

 

[Mozzer]

People who say they have rolled on the floor laughing at a joke.

No you were merely slightly amused.




:-)

PMSL

 

[lefty goldblatt]

WTF is PIGMOL?

A load of bent arseholes, or ALOBA

 

[pee dubya]

When I buy a load of concrete and it crumbles like fuck under the tiniest bit of pressure.

 

[give it to gordon]

My missus has started buying mince pies, ffs it's only the start of September !