Stupid little things that bug you

Protein Junkie said:
Those twats on a train who drown the whole carriage out with their voice whilst on the phone.
Hey listen to how fucking important I am !!!!
“oh yah the CEO insists I run this one up the flagpole but address the low hanging fruit first yah”
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Bob Mortimer does a good piss take of them, youtube 'train guy'.
 
Magicpole said:
About ten years ago I was sitting in the “Quiet” carriage in First Class in Central Station Glasgow and there was a Cockney type guy on his phone, loud as fuck, talking utter bollocks to his equally cuntish pal. The train hadn’t moved yet so I sat there until it did. We hadn’t left the station but he continued talking. I got up walked over to him, tapped him on the shoulder. He looked around with a start.

me: this is a quiet carriage pal, if you think I am going to listen to you talking all the way to London you are seriously mistaken.
Him shocked, he looked at me and saw I wasn’t fucking joking. Is it too loud?
Me: I paid to not have to listen to people on their and lloud as fuck annoying everybody. phones
him: I will go to another carriage.
me: if you are going to be on your phone yes you should.
He got up and left. As I returned to my seat a old woman smiled at me and said thank you for doing that.
Job done. Selfish prick.
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Going to a recent match as I sat down you could hear this young woman shouting into her mobile five rows down An attractive Asian woman across exchanged the sort of glances you do.

But you could tell after a while she had a mental problem and she was upset with a social worker as she was homeless and was trying to get a bed for that night. Miss Asian Lady and I exchanged guilty looks then.
Two lessons learned on a train.
 
Bonzo Nododo said:
Going to a recent match as I sat down you could hear this young woman shouting into her mobile five rows down An attractive Asian woman across exchanged the sort of glances you do.

But you could tell after a while she had a mental problem and she was upset with a social worker as she was homeless and was trying to get a bed for that night. Miss Asian Lady and I exchanged guilty looks then.
Two lessons learned on a train.
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The only mental issue he had was of being a selfish ****. Perfectly lucid, well dressed and loud. If inconsideration was a mental illness, he would have been with a career. Don’t get me wrong, I would have still told the carer to move the ****. Have you seen the price of First Class to London? :)
 
Magicpole said:
The only mental issue he had was of being a selfish ****. Perfectly lucid, well dressed and loud. If inconsideration was a mental illness, he would have been with a career. Don’t get me wrong, I would have still told the carer to move the ****. Have you seen the price of First Class to London? :)
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No
I cant afford to travel first on the train
Range Rovers cost a packet to run,)
 
Protein Junkie said:
Those twats on a train who drown the whole carriage out with their voice whilst on the phone.
Hey listen to how fucking important I am !!!!
“oh yah the CEO insists I run this one up the flagpole but address the low hanging fruit first yah”
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Indeed but nothing beats the mind boggling imbecility of a bloke in the same carriage as me once who loudly bellowed his full credit card details, including the 3 digit number on the back, down the phone.
 
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