Joke thread

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[kippaxneil]

My mate is a plasterer and all he does is go on about how good he is..personally I think he's laying it on a bit thick.

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[balotellishaircut]

My wife has just kicked me out of the house because of my obsession with Only Fools and Horses.

I’d better fetch the suitcase from the van.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[hammocity]

My mate is a plasterer and all he does is go on about how good he is..personally I think he's laying it on a bit thick.

One of the best

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[ray21]

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[kippaxneil]

My mate's new Thai girlfriend has tried to re-assure him that having a small penis won't affect their relationship.
He says that's all very well but he wishes she didn't have one all the same.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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Are you part Irish?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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GDPR gone mad.

 

[Bill Walker]