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Why were they using foreign currency?

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Fnck the lot of you.
You shower of cnuts.



Now say it in an Irish accent. It’s gas, isn’t it.

 

[bladdered]

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Two blondes sitting on a beach, one says to the other ‘I’ve slept with a Brazilian’. The other says ‘OMG, how many’s a Brazilian?’

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Naaargh! Saw that coming a mile off.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Fnck the lot of you.
You shower of cnuts.



Now say it in an Irish accent. It’s gas, isn’t it.

It's fucking terrifying in a Derry accent.

 

[knuckles]

 

[knuckles]

You couldn't make it up!

 

[knuckles]

 

[knuckles]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I doubt that!


-)

Spoiler

Of course, that only makes sense if you know the full quote...

"Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum."

"I doubt, therefore I think, therefore I am."

You’ve certainly showed him the proof of the pudding.

 

[knuckles]

I doubt that!


-)

Spoiler

Of course, that only makes sense if you know the full quote...

"Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum."

"I doubt, therefore I think, therefore I am."

2 old marketing slogans from the 80s - "I think therefore IBM" and Alan Sugars catchy response "I think therefore I Amstrad"

 

[blue44]

Limbo motorbike.

 

[bluebc]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Limbo motorbike.

Now that’s just showing off.

 

[havefaith]

Why were they using foreign currency?

Because £400.77 doesn't roll of the tongue as easy :-)

 

[bluebc]

 

[aguero93:20]

Because £400.77 doesn't roll of the tongue as easy :-)
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Still a foreign currency.

 

[blue44]