United Thread - 2023/24

[kippaxwarrior]

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[ShaunMCFC]

Alice looking quite tasty in a sky blue skimpy top

She needs to get a cable tidy on that telly

 

[jimharri]

They are nine points behind us. Nine points.
And this current iteration of the rags ain't no Ferguson rags team. Believe it.
Title challenge already over? Arrogant to say it?

Can you honestly see us dropping 9 pts more than them in the remainder of the season?

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Alice looking quite tasty in a sky blue skimpy top

She needs to fuck off and support her home town team sad woman

 

[Goater=Legend]

Var not helping them out this time.

 

[BigJoe#1]

Turkey or Getafe. This is the way.

No, he's going to be Maguire MK11 and refuse to leave.

After yhe last couple of weeks who the fuck is going to match his wages? Seems like the kind of tosser who will be happy languishing in the reserves picking up a kongs ransom every week.

 

[jimharri]

Alice looking quite tasty in a sky blue skimpy top

Your taste in women mirrors your taste in music.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Alice looking quite tasty in a sky blue skimpy top

Does she ever breathe? There’s no breaks in her droning.

How long has she lived in that same room? Guess most of us assumed it was a uni room, but she’s been there too long.

Probably a borstal or a psychiatric hospital.

 

[jimharri]

Well I'm about to park my train at Man Picc. Wish me luck...

Might accidently play Brighton Rock over the PA.

Happy little day
Brighton went away
Met the crappy raggies
And showed them how to play.

 

[Barcon]

Alice looking quite tasty in a sky blue skimpy top

I never had you down as a shoulder man.

 

[wolviedinho]

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Robbed 4 of them points should be in the relegation zone.

 

[Vienna_70]

Have lost three of their opening five league matches for the first time ever.

Ten Hag: Making History

#SaveOurPoundlandPep

Another history maker at the swamp since the pisscan stepped down.

Every coach they’ve had since the end of the 12/13 season has brought unwanted landmarks to the Trafford wankers, and it’s fucking hilarious.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I never had you down as a shoulder man.

At my age I'm not so choosey anymore....

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Bruno Fernandes is currently writing an Instagram post slagging Tent Peg off to get suspended and fuck off for a bit.

 

[Impeccable One]

Sick to death of all this blame on bin bag, it’s obviously the Glazers fault

Don't agree, I think it's Sancho's fault :D

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

12th.

Cunts.

They will always be 1st when it comes to Cunts

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Might be 14 by tomorrow

If Luton and Sheffield Utd continue the way they are, rags will definitely be in the Big 18

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

If you're going to be FFP cheats at least do it winning games...

 

[A57 the snake]

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Alice looking quite tasty in a sky blue skimpy top

Looks like she’s doing it from ward 13 at Tameside hospital.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If Luton and Sheffield Utd continue the way they are, rags will definitely be in the Big 18

I reckon we’ve got enough points to not finish 20th already.