United Thread - 2023/24

[Blue Til Death]

Jeeeezus Chroist! Some serious mental issues with that lot! But when the Rags concede they are a better watch than the shite on terrestrial tv!

Not a Manc within 250 miles of most of em and 6000 the other twit…

 

[Blue Til Death]

I want to win the lottery but i doubt that will happen either.

You have more chance of winning it than they do the PL or CL

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

You have more chance of winning it than they do the PL or CL

Oooooh, hang on, don't they come good in the second half of the season. If only they can get out of that group!!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The Asian guy was the best of that lot

Still trying to work out why he started strumming his cello.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Nah, this is the highlight...

Squeaky weaky dinky winky whilst his sheet fell down showing his basement.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I might start one of these scum channels myself, seems to be a good earner......

Only a matter of time before fan channels always supporting the opposition become a thing.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Oooooh, hang on, don't they come good in the second half of the season. If only they can get out of that group!!

Only when they get the new manager bounce …. Incoming when Brentford hand them their arseholes again ..!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Probably the most fans they have had from Manchester in the home end ever.

They’ve never had a crowd come from nearer to home. They normally come from Asia and Africa, not Turkey.

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

That goldbridge wrong un has some serious competition. The fella with the grey/silver top on actually seems like he's having a breakdown.

 

[The Salford lad.]

That goldbridge wrong un has some serious competition. The fella with the grey/silver top on actually seems like he's having a breakdown.

Hilarious when he says we’ve gotWarwick Davis in goal lol lol

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

They aren't happy but to be fair he has a point

Where were the MIBs?

 

[The Salford lad.]

Where were the MIBs?

No they only turn up to do a bullying number, I always love to remind them of their trip to Millwall in 1974 when they took 0 , where a couple of weeks earlier they took 12000 to Orient seems the bullies didn’t fancy getting bullied …

 

[Ducado]

I might start one of these scum channels myself, seems to be a good earner......

I don't know if you've missed the boat, you've just got to be a little tapped to pretend to be a fan of a team you actually have no interest in, being an OK actor seems to be an advantage as well

 

[mexico1970]

Where were the MIBs?

Still in Croydon Oslo or Dublin, they sold their tickets back to the club :)

 

[remember arthur mann]

Goldbridge on signing Onana a few months back lol

Germany calling, Germany calling.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Really good tactical analysis by tifo football.

TLDR they are shit

 

[flook]

I don't know if you've missed the boat, you've just got to be a little tapped to pretend to be a fan of a team you actually have no interest in, being an OK actor seems to be an advantage as well

I'm fine, it's the rest of the world that's a little tapped (been years since I heard it hrased like that), I'm no actor I must confess, though I do tick your other box as I have a great interest in Untidy, in particular seeing them battered and humiliated ..... it's a go'er then is it?

 

[KingGeorge]

They aren't happy but to be fair he has a point

Nothing hammers home the point like random capitalization. He should be the editor of the Oxford English dictionary.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Jeeeezus Chroist! Some serious mental issues with that lot! But when the Rags concede they are a better watch than the shite on terrestrial tv!

Was hilarious seeing them freak out going 1 and 2-1 up...... and the penalty.miss lol
All the "get in" and "get in my son" comments (do people really still say such shite?)

And then the almost tears each time they conceded especially the 3rd.

Is the first one up a Brummie? Certainly has a Midlands twang.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They aren't happy but to be fair he has a point

The issue is whenever an English side play a Turkish or Greek side, there will be 1000's of Greeks / Turks living in England wanting to go to the game. So the club didn't knowingly sell tickets to away fans. They simply sold them to people with addresses all over England like they do for games every week for PL games