The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[GornikDaze]

Rule 30 - failure to fill seats for most home games

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

Rule 30

Taking the Carabao Cup far too seriously when the generally accepted norm is to play a weird lineup and get knocked out as soon as possible.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

See rule 13 ;)

Bugger. Do I change it…

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rule 30 For showing zero respect.on the field and ruining the 50th anniversary of the Munich disaster

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rule 31 for showing zero respect on the field and ruining the Bobby Charlton memorial derby game.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rule 32
For ruining the last years of Alex Ferguson's life

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

Rule 31

28 November 2005: Fans deliberately staying out of the stadium until after the kick off so that they didn't have to respect the minute silence for George Best (actually I'll take the wrap for that)

 

[vomit]

Rule 34. Fucked the league left right and centre!

 

[Elbow beards]

Rule 35, for making United take down their beloved banner.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Do you cunts know how to count??

 

[Big mals fedora]

Do you cunts know how to count??

Rule 114: our accountants not knowing how to count

 

[1961_vintage]

Rule 36. Owning and operating a football Club successfully on and off the field and in such a way as to emphasise the rank incompetence of the cartel clubs.

 

[Bluemoon dan]

Rule 30something : our players forcing poor innocent Maltese players into scoring own goals.

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

Rule 36: Wearing an unnecessary away kit on more than one occasion in the 1980s

Elland Road 8/10/1980
Vetch Field 7/4/1984
White hart Lane 18/1/1986

 

[I'm Blue]

Rule number 1
City have not only taken food off the table of the so called elite clubs, they’ve also emptied the cupboards as well.

 

[madloaf]

Rule 37 - the non disclosure of Isco's almost transfer fee 7 years running.

 

[JASR]

I’m thinking I might need edit privileges for some of the posts on this thread…

clearly my lovely thread posters have taken the ‘city are on the beers’ to heart on this Friday night… and are employing the Liverpool accounting methods of counting - One new stadium, 2 companies of architects, 3 spadefuls of dirt, 50m of losses written off allowing FFP compliance, trebles all round, kerching.

 

[Sheik Battle and Goal]

For not buying Sanchez Fred Maguire Rolando for £300m excluding £600m wages

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

Rule 37
Exceeding our quota for players with surnames ending in I, scoring in Manchester Derby's:
Kavelashvili,Trabelsi, Benjani, Giovanni, Balotelli, Nasri, Otamendi

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Rule 39: Failure to maintain the blue bulbs on roof cable supports