Stupid little things that bug you

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I live in Suffolk and near to me is a scouser who drives a scruffy looking, none-descript red hatchback. It doesn't have a personalised plate on it, but it does have several Liverpool FC stickers in the windows, and, below the number plates at the front and back, he's fitted a 2nd number plate saying ANFIELD.
It bugs me. He bugs me - he's got a really whingeing, wining voice when he voices his nasal scouse views on anything.

Just set fire to the fucking thing

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Is that what you have? Do you wanna swap it for a 4 slice toaster that fits smaller slices? Some people like smaller toast. Maybe. I'm gonna ask Ric if we can a have SWAP-SHOP style thread...

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[117 M34]

People who cut food with scissors

 

[Uwe Already]

Is that what you have? Do you wanna swap it for a 4 slice toaster that fits smaller slices? Some people like smaller toast. Maybe. I'm gonna ask Ric if we can a have SWAP-SHOP style thread...

You can have it for £50, as they're still selling them for £25… Although it’s my second one, the first refused to stay down after a bit. I had showed my kids how to cook microwave burgers by only microwaving the meat and doing a one minute toasting of the bun. When I opened the toaster up to see if I could fix it I found 3 burned tomato sauce sachets in it, must have stuck to the buns a few times! I wouldn’t mind but the kids in question were 18+ at the time!

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

Just set fire to the fucking thing

And the car.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Just set fire to the fucking thing

And the car

 

[Dirty Harry]

Personalised reg plates , people wanting to see their own names/initials on their cars , bit weird

The worst ones for me are anything that is supposed resemble ‘The Boss’ or ‘Big Dave’ (or whatever).
First one speaks for itself, narcissistic twat, second one, 99 times out of 100, ‘Dave’ (or whatever) isn’t big, he’s usually a little fat fuck with chippy tits to feed a thousand starving children.

 

[East Level 2]

The worst ones for me are anything that is supposed resemble ‘The Boss’ or ‘Big Dave’ (or whatever).
First one speaks for itself, narcissistic twat, second one, 99 times out of 100, ‘Dave’ (or whatever) isn’t big, he’s usually a little fat fuck with chippy tits to feed a thousand starving children.

I thought you had to be called Marcus to feed starving children.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Watching a Netflix programme set in Britain with British actors and the subtitles say things like “Tires squealing” or “Show me your license”.

It’s just not on.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

When dealing with companies like banks, insurance companies, telecom firms etc. I accept that sometimes, it is irritating, but necessary, to waffle through some security checks.
Today's caller (they're calling me) demanded the following...

Full name
User name
4th & 7th from password
Home telephone number
Post code
How do I pay my bill
Last 3 digits of sort code
Last 3 digits of bank account

I failed on the last two, no cheque book on me, so they couldn't discuss on the 'phone so, instead, sent me an email.
"Just to let you know, we made an error on your last bill". I'm getting a refund plus a credit as a good will gesture.

 

[Protein Junkie]

When dealing with companies like banks, insurance companies, telecom firms etc. I accept that sometimes, it is irritating, but necessary, to waffle through some security checks.
Today's caller (they're calling me) demanded the following...

Full name
User name
4th & 7th from password
Home telephone number
Post code
How do I pay my bill
Last 3 digits of sort code
Last 3 digits of bank account

I failed on the last two, no cheque book on me, so they couldn't discuss on the 'phone so, instead, sent me an email.
"Just to let you know, we made an error on your last bill". I'm getting a refund plus a credit as a good will gesture.

If they call you they have no right to go through security checks imho.

 

[Grassland Blue]

That little tuft of hair towards the back of my head that won't lie flat today.

 

[BrianW]

Cunts of drivers who choose the wrong lane, then expect everyone to give way to them as they force their way into the correct lane. In a hurry, pal? So are the rest of us, you arrogant twat.

 

[mancboy]

the self righteousness of some cyclists on the road, they have an air of you should all work around me cos i am saving the planet, well good for you but i hope that self righteousness is a nice pillow when a two ton car takes you out cos you were riding like a fucking bellend.

 

[Blue Mist]

If they call you they have no right to go through security checks imho.

Yep, if that had been a scam call they've pretty much got everything.
Virgin did that to me once, or tried, 'you've rung me' - 'yes but without going through security we can't speak to you'. I can't remember my reply :-)

 

[mancboy]

Yep, if that had been a scam call they've pretty much got everything.
Virgin did that to me once, or tried, 'you've rung me' - 'yes but without going through security we can't speak to you'. I can't remember my reply :-)

if it was you useless fucking thundercunts then you have failed , when speaking to virgin that is just the stock response surely

 

[Gaz76]

Cyclists on mountain bikes with oversized handlebars the length of a broom, what's the point you cunts

 

[AliBobbyJ]

The worst ones for me are anything that is supposed resemble ‘The Boss’ or ‘Big Dave’ (or whatever).

I know a guy whose e-mail is the egocentric "DavetheWiz007." A twat of the first order, also supports Trump and likes to say "Manchester U****d" because he knows it annoys me.

 

[Bill Walker]

When dealing with companies like banks, insurance companies, telecom firms etc. I accept that sometimes, it is irritating, but necessary, to waffle through some security checks.
Today's caller (they're calling me) demanded the following...

Full name
User name
4th & 7th from password
Home telephone number
Post code
How do I pay my bill
Last 3 digits of sort code
Last 3 digits of bank account

I failed on the last two, no cheque book on me, so they couldn't discuss on the 'phone so, instead, sent me an email.
"Just to let you know, we made an error on your last bill". I'm getting a refund plus a credit as a good will gesture.

You sure that was the bank? They don't usually call customers. And the person at the call centre shouldn't know your password.

If anyone called me from my bank there's no way I'd be identifying myself, they could be anyone.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When dealing with companies like banks, insurance companies, telecom firms etc. I accept that sometimes, it is irritating, but necessary, to waffle through some security checks.
Today's caller (they're calling me) demanded the following...

Full name
User name
4th & 7th from password
Home telephone number
Post code
How do I pay my bill
Last 3 digits of sort code
Last 3 digits of bank account

I failed on the last two, no cheque book on me, so they couldn't discuss on the 'phone so, instead, sent me an email.
"Just to let you know, we made an error on your last bill". I'm getting a refund plus a credit as a good will gesture.

Hate that. We have a rental agent and everytime they call they go through something similar. Everytime, I ask them ' why the security questions....you called me '