United Thread - 2023/24

[KS55]

If Erling stays fit then in 3 more seasons he would overtake Gashys goalscoring record.
Fish fingers isn't exactly prolific is he..

He’s a one trick pony.

 

[freshie]

Erm......

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Yeh he’s shit. 2 purple patches in a career filled with mediocrity

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Let’s have a poll. How many would have him at City. On a free and just as a squad player. I’ll go first. Definitely not.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Let’s have a poll. How many would have him at City. On a free and just as a squad player. I’ll go first. Definitely not.

Not now, but 5 years ago, Pep might have taken him on a free as a project.

His ego is too big for what his talent gives these days.

 

[domalino]

If Erling stays fit then in 3 more seasons he would overtake Gashys goalscoring record.
Fish fingers isn't exactly prolific is he..

He’ll also overtake Tevez.

 

[Mr Fraser]

He’s a donkey

Don't tell domalino who appears to idolise him

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Don't tell domalino who appears to idolise him

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I would take him in a flash. I am sure he will stop the stalls at the game running out of chips at half time.

 

[Gray]

Roy giving them a good bashing in today’s papers.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Let’s have a poll. How many would have him at City. On a free and just as a squad player. I’ll go first. Definitely not.

Plus 1

 

[give it to gordon]

Wheres the outcry from the press/media ?

Lessons In Global Mobility And Tax: Sir James Packs His Bags

Tax Notes International contributing editor Robert Goulder examines why the United Kingdom’s richest man is leaving the country for Monaco.

www.forbes.com

 

[bigstanhibbert]

201 goals and assists in 399 games is a fine return for a winger, he's well on track to finish top 10 in Premier League history for goals and assists.

He's a good player in the wrong team.

Is this the same bloke who makes the fish finger butties...

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Let’s have a poll. How many would have him at City. On a free and just as a squad player. I’ll go first. Definitely not.

Not a chance he's shit

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Not a chance he's shit

Behave, he's not that good. Remember he is a standby dinner lady, where the fuck is his priorities. Either feed the kids or Rasmus Birtles?

 

[Gordyola]

Wheres the outcry from the press/media ?

Lessons In Global Mobility And Tax: Sir James Packs His Bags

Tax Notes International contributing editor Robert Goulder examines why the United Kingdom’s richest man is leaving the country for Monaco.

www.forbes.com

Hes got more money than he would ever need his family are set up for generations

He is said to be worth £29,000,000,000 yet he moves from his country of birth to avoid paying tax on his earnings even though he could employ experts to minimise how much he pays.His two fellow Ineos mates have also left the UK
Hes buying £300M worth of new issues shares with that going into the rag's coffers this is probably the money he's saved by leaving the Uk

The rags as a business also use offshore companies to avoid paying Uk corporation tax so hes in good company

 

[give it to gordon]

Hes got more money than he would ever need his family are set up for generations

He is said to be worth £29,000,000,000 yet he moves from his country of birth to avoid paying tax on his earnings even though he could employ experts to minimise how much he pays.His two fellow Ineos mates have also left the UK
Hes buying £300M worth of new issues shares with that going into the rag's coffers this is probably the money he's saved by leaving the Uk

The rags as a business also use offshore companies to avoid paying Uk corporation tax so hes in good company

Yea it's a shame the press/media dont question this

 

[hammocity]

Wheres the outcry from the press/media ?

Lessons In Global Mobility And Tax: Sir James Packs His Bags

Tax Notes International contributing editor Robert Goulder examines why the United Kingdom’s richest man is leaving the country for Monaco.

www.forbes.com

Mrs H took a very small pension recently, it was from her final job before she retired, in total it came to around £2600, she paid nearly £400 income tax on the payment.

The scruffy twat is worth between £20b and £30b and fucks off to avoid paying his share of tax but is allowed back to invest in the Rags, despise these fuckers.

 

[give it to gordon]

Mrs H took a very small pension recently, it was from her final job before she retired, in total it came to around £2600, she paid nearly £400 income tax on the payment.

The scruffy twat is worth between £20b and £30b and fucks off to avoid paying his share of tax but is allowed back to invest in the Rags, despise these fuckers.

The pl do a fit and proper test thingy before you can buy into a club I think. How can someone buy into an English club as an English man but fucks of to avoid paying his taxes. That is questionable

 

[Crooked_rain]

201 goals and assists in 399 games is a fine return for a winger, he's well on track to finish top 10 in Premier League history for goals and assists.

He's a good player in the wrong team.

I actually think he's in the right team

United pretty much play counter attack football and he's mostly only dangerous when he has acres of space to run into on the counter.

his general play is actually quite mediocre and I don't think he would excel in a possession based team that has to break down defenses. It's not like he has great vision or passing or anything of the sort.

He would score more at the rags than he would with us, despite us being a far better team.

The only place he would do better is at a team that approach games similar to the rags, just better.

 

[its grim up north]

He’s playing badly, and looks disinterested, but he’s not a bad player. Multiple seasons with over 15 league goals from the wing, lots of stand out performances and goals, chips in with plenty of assists.

His form being so up and down is obviously because the club is always yo-yo-ing. The last 5 years they’ve gone 2nd, 6th, 3rd, 2nd, 6th lurching from “it’s our year” to “sack everyone now!”

Rashford is IMO the clearest incident of a very good player who just needs to leave United since Daley Blind and Zaha.

He’ll probably leave in 2/3 years and have a big late career renaissance while United fans scratch their heads.

You always make me smile.