United Thread - 2023/24

[M18CTID]

This is the funniest thing I have read all year

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Sounds like he’s preparing United fans for relegation

 

[Blueboy73]

Yup, give a 10 year contract extension to Ten Hag...He has earned it.

Turdinand needs to bang his fist on the table live on TV proclaiming that the Rags are back demanding they give Poundland Pep a blank canvas of an open ended contract and a limitless transfer budget.

 

[chedinho]

I was watching the Brighton game last night and it dawned on me that these emerging clubs have not had to contend with grueling European games in midweek.

We will see them stretched and worn down with fatigue and injuries. The likes of Newcastle, Brighton, West Ham, Liverpool and Villa. Even Arsenal had it easy last season by going out of the Europa in the early stages.

I can see Spurs coming in as a big threat this season. Because they will get a full week off between games.

Looking at the upcoming fixtures for the scum, you can see them making some big gains when you consider the above.

I thought Arsenal going out of the Europa actually helped us.
As soon as they dropped points. They had all week to dwell on it.the next game couldn’t come quick enough.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Sounds like he’s preparing United fans for relegation

Hopefully.....

 

[Asa's left peg]

Sorry, I'm away atm. Has he gone yet?

 

[uncle fester]

'Onana not great but good enough for Man Utd' - what a ringing endorsement from your manager

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66888517

 

[Asa's left peg]

Don’t know whether “The Good Wife“ is still going but the first two series were excellent. Your wife has impeccable taste, ie she agrees with me.
Mrs KS agrees with you and used to laugh at me watching it. Perhaps we should just swop wives?!

We'll relax the forum rules, this once.

 

[oldhamblue]

Watched a Youtube video earlier from 442 magazine, showing the Brighton goal that had 30 passes in 90 seconds. A couple of attempted tackles but in the main was only a half arsed press at best. Their conclusion was that the players don't believe in the manager

 

[TonyM]

We've all dropped our car keys but it's not half as funny as Onona dropping his car keys. LOL

 

[117 M34]

Odds for the next manager to be sacked - ten hag is 3rd favourite