Joke thread

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it might be me.

 

[Keep the Faith]

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[Keep the Faith]

LOVE ISLAND LIVERPOOL

 

[kippaxneil]

Last night, I went to a really lavish charity do hosted by the R.N.L.I.
It was great...those guys really know how to push the boat out!

 

[BimboBob]

Last night, I went to a really lavish charity do hosted by the R.N.L.I.
It was great...those guys really know how to push the boat out!

Hi Miles Jupp.

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[Bill Walker]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

My partner was always coming up with silly notions, I told her to keep both feet firmly on the ground. Now she has trouble putting her knickers on!

 

[Uwe Already]

Just been to the Bald Horse restaurant. They only serve starters and desserts - no mains…

 

[hammocity]

Aah right. Why didn't he fucking just say so?

I did!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Just been to the Bald Horse restaurant. They only serve starters and desserts - no mains…

Nope, I have no idea about this one!

 

[hammocity]

Sat in the pub last night with my mate and 6 of the meanest hardest looking men came in and started giving us threatening looks .

My mate started getting worried said let’s pretend we are the police they might leave us alone.

We only got through the first chorus of Roxanne and they kicked the shit out of us

 

[hammocity]

Nope, I have no idea about this one!

Horse was bald, no Mane, the thing that runs down its head to its back.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Horse was bald, no Mane, the thing that runs down its head to its back.

One from the cracker reject pile that one!

 

[hammocity]

One from the cracker reject pile that one!

Think he came up with that one himself so 10 out of 10 for effort but just a 1 for creativity.

 

[bluebc]

 

[horlock_was_super]

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At last!
This seasons 'must have look' for the mentally impaired rag*



*yes, I know there are no other sort of nytid fan.

 

[citizen_maine]

Nope, I have no idea about this one!

I've been through a desert on a horse with no mane