Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[waspish]

Clever move by Klopp. Realised the cult would never let him leave to join another club so announces he is quitting the game. No doubt he'll pop-up in his new job by 2025.

Yep Madrid or Bayern

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Liverpool hey one of the biggest clubs in the world one of the best managers in the world the Media never stop telling us! So what he has won in 8/9 years media say is on a par with shankley he would of gone at a Madrid with that record

This is actually how small time they have become. In terms of just their own managerial history he's not that much more significant than the fat waiter.

 

[paulchapo]

Good fucking riddance. The man is a ****. Never misses an opportunity to moan about us and imply we can spend what we want and are cheats. He's a fraud, a toothy nice guy image but when the mask slips you occasionally see the nasty bully he really is. Fuck off you fist pumping gurning twat and don't come back!

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Clever move by Klopp. Realised the cult would never let him leave to join another club so announces he is quitting the game. No doubt he'll pop-up in his new job by 2025.

Back to the banana splits

 

[blue b4 the moon]

He's not gone yet, the ground swell of emotion and heat of candles could make him change his mind once 'leaving' has been milked to death.

 

[give it to gordon]

The reaction to this is way over the top for a manager with lets face it a pretty average trophy return over the long time he was with the dippers and vast sums spent. Not fit to lace Peps boots and am glad he is going as he to me was grossly overrated by the useless biased media and never stopped moaning.

Yep took klopp 8 years to win what Pep won in two weeks !

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I heard a stat yesterday, with a total of 36 trophies klopp could have won - he won 4.

Freedom of the city to the 35th Best ever manager in the PL ever.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Yes, and I could have been diddling Angelina Jolie on a sandy beach if it wasn't for the talent and good looks of Brad Pitt.... but here i am... undiddled :(

Mate, no disrespect intended, but I’m pretty sure there would have been some competition for her affections between you and Brad Pitt. I’m not expecting you to be her next option.

 

[burning blue soul]

Mate, no disrespect intended, but I’m pretty sure there would have been some competition for her affections between you and Brad Pitt. I’m not expecting you to be her next option.

You see, that's where your and my assessments of me differ :D
Her loss.

 

[balotellishaircut]

SSN just showed the net spend table since Klopp became dippers manager in 2015.. Big six

Liverpool - £366m
Spuds - £470m
City - £560m
Arsenal - £730m
Utd - £998m
Chelsea. - 1.1bn

So Pep has a £200m more net spend winning 10 more trophies than Klopp, Pep is a fucking genius end of.

 

[richards30]

I suspect he will be far more adaptable in terms of tactics, formation and playing styles than Klopp's relatively "one size fits all" approach.

https://www.coachesvoice.com/cv/xabi-alonso-bayer-leverkusen-liverpool/

only in his first real season of management though mate? doing really well dont get me wrong but a huge step up week in week out for the dippers.

 

[roach3]

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Seen that triple chinned **** at the football museum he’s about 5ft tall.
Def small man syndrome.

 

[Bollo]

Whaaaat….!? Klopp’s leaving the dips? You’d think they’d have something on the news.

 

[burning blue soul]

Good fucking riddance. The man is a ****. Never misses an opportunity to moan about us and imply we can spend what we want and are cheats. He's a fraud, a toothy nice guy image but when the mask slips you occasionally see the nasty bully he really is. Fuck off you fist pumping gurning twat and don't come back!

This is the content I'd pay Ric a subscription for.

 

[Dicko69]

Of the 6 trophies klopp won in 9 years, pep won 5 of them in the last calendar year

 

[Elbow beards]

You see, that's where your and my assessments of me differ :D
Her loss.

You're not missing much, she was shit, Gail out of Corrie was miles better. Right little minx.

 

[waspish]

only in his first real season of management though mate? doing really well dont get me wrong but a huge step up week in week out for the dippers.

There has only been Pep who became a manager and won trophies straight away alonso has managed 60 games

 

[Dicko69]

Good fucking riddance. The man is a ****. Never misses an opportunity to moan about us and imply we can spend what we want and are cheats. He's a fraud, a toothy nice guy image but when the mask slips you occasionally see the nasty bully he really is. Fuck off you fist pumping gurning twat and don't come back!

He's a happy, charming friendly guy when he's winning, you learn a lot more about someone's character in times of adversity, he's a nasty ****

 

[burning blue soul]

You're not missing much, she was shit, Gail out of Corrie was miles better. Right little minx.

I'd be punching, aiming for Gail. I know my limitations :(

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You see, that's where your and my assessments of me differ :D
Her loss.

You’re better off without her, mate. She looks quite needy and capricious.