Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[TinFoilHat]

This is a trial run for when the Goven Piss Can shuffles off.

That will make the queen's funeral look like an advert for Pure cremation.

 

[foggy1974]

Fuck off . What if they accept it?

Was it Neville or Carragher who said he was as good as De Bruyne

Hahahahaha

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Yesterday on the bus back from Spurs to King's Cross, I met the father of the girl who was hit by a glass full of coins. City treated them well after the feral Scouse idiot wasn't caught. I thought I disliked Liverpool, until I met him. He has good reason to hate them. #KloppOut on #KlexitDay wasn't bad news for all. Just wish Klopperty-Klopped-Klopping-Klopper-Klopp'd take a huge number of his fans with him!

I still thing FSG and the scousers are up to something to squeeze the last spat of energy out of them to push for the title.

How's the girl doing?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Said earlier, the Salford lot think the same.

FFS ITS STRETFORD

 

[jrb]

Klopp’s favourite chocolate bar.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

This post is very rag-like…

WTF......how fucking dare you....

Almost like a brotherly shot in the arm that there, otherwise it would've been a much more forceful headbutt...

 

[jamesha]

Another RAWK gem......

Quote from: meady1981 on Today at 10:07:46 pm

I’d be happy if LFC just disbanded at the end of the season to be honest.

So would the rest of the world.

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Next Liverpool Manager:

Xabi Alonso 4/6
Stevie Slipper. 3/1
Kenny Dogleash. 5/1
Yosser Hughes 8/1
Joey Boswell 10/1
Ken Dodd 25/1
Cilla Black 50/1
Joey Barton 200/1

Give it yosser til the end of the decade...

He's always saying he can do that.

 

[Bluemoon115]

 

[jonah62]

Said it before, I’ll say it again

21st century Wimbledon on inhalers

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

What is the real reason he's leaving I wonder? Managers don't just suddenly announce they're off at the end of the season in January, especially at a top four club.

Probably as simple as he has earned a fuck load of money and wants to go and spend it and enjoy for a bit

 

[cleavers]

some newspaper are saying tickets for his last game are selling for 25k

LOL, idiots.

 

[zandvoort blue]

some newspaper are saying tickets for his last game are selling for 25k

LOL, idiots.

I hope they all have the same seat number.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

some newspaper are saying tickets for his last game are selling for 25k

LOL, idiots.

Scousers don’t buy tickets, they just jib in

 

[mexico1970]

some newspaper are saying tickets for his last game are selling for 25k

LOL, idiots.

 

[Toffeedude]

I think I love your Misses. If it all goes tits up between the both of you give us a shout mate.

are you his type though?

 

[Toffeedude]

Another RAWK gem......

Quote from: meady1981 on Today at 10:07:46 pm

So would the rest of the world.

You win the internet. Brilliant

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Kid was probably more upset when he found out he had a dad he hadn't seen for 8 years

More probable for one of them.

 

[foggy1974]

some newspaper are saying tickets for his last game are selling for 25k

LOL, idiots.

Is that the supposed compo claim when they can't get in with their fake ticket