Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

Even during the international break, City are messing with the Wank Bank's head lol
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Fucking delusional doesn’t enter into it.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Fucking delusional doesn’t enter into it.

Everything is about them.

 

[feelymcfeel]

Even during the international break, City are messing with the Wank Bank's head lol
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I thought Alisson was Brazil's number 1?

 

[danielwood5]

Even during the international break, City are messing with the Wank Bank's head lol
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Isn't Firmino pretty much retired to the Middle East now? Or is the Wank Bank just talking about all the games over the last decade?

 

[Banshee]

I do like those ads though lol

The way he says bawwston...eurgh, just no!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Even during the international break, City are messing with the Wank Bank's head lol
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There must be some good crystal meth knocking around in Rhyl or Prestatyn or wherever this weirdo lives. Did he watch the Champions league final? Ederson won City the game with some of the saves he made, he needs to understand that City players the likes of Ederson get hype because they have won an unprecedented treble which no player in the entire history of that rancid horrible football club has never done. Ederson has won five league titles during his time here and trophy wise probably one of the most decorated keepers in the history of the Premier League up there with Schmeichel,Cech and Van De Sar. The shit Jack Whitehall lookalike in goal for Liverpool sadly ain’t.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Haha I will try to shed some light on the various scouse accents...

Please don’t.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Please don’t.

Ha - using the phrase “not guilty lah”

 

[KS55]

Allison, like VVD, had one outstanding season when he first went there: now neither is so hot.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Haha your joking aren’t you, the Manc accent is awful mate from an outside point of view and apart from a few twangs here and there it sounds the same as if you come from St Helens.. Warrington... Manchester all the way to Yorkshire, there is nothing at all unique or that links your home or place of birth.
Just for the record i am born and bred in Liverpool and have a true scouse accent not a plastic one like people from Huyton. Kirkby or Bootle have however I must admit when I hear those high pitch scouse accents on the telly like Carragher I do cringe.

This could be a good topic in Off Topic this…

Everyone thinks that about everywhere they’re not from. There are people from down South who even think Manchester and Liverpool accents are very similar with just the odd twang difference here and there.

But those different twangs are the difference between accents. From one place to another across the country there’s oniy a few twangs’ difference but spread that out over miles and that’s where different accents come in.

It’s like there’s only a few twangs different between a Scouse and Wirral or Southport accent and people who aren’t from over that way would mistake someone from Wirral or Southport as being Scouse if they weren’t used to those accents. That’s all you’ve done here.

Mancunians call Warringtonians ‘plastic Scousers’ because we think they sound Scouse. Scousers call Warringtonians ‘plastic Mancs’ because you think they sound Mancunian. The reality is they have their own specific accent that’s an in between of the two.
Everyone who’s from anywhere East of St Helens call Helenians ‘plastic Scousers’ because to many they sound Scouse (my Father cannot fathom that Johnny Vegas isn’t a Scouser, he thinks he’s got a full-on Scouse accent).

I can tell the difference between a Stockport and Oldham accent, a Bolton and Wigan accent, a Wigan and St Helens accent, a Leeds and a Barnsley and a Leeds and a Sheffield. They’re all different, some markedly different.

Take St Helens, from your examples. They call their town ‘Sint Elens’. A Mancunian calls St Helens ‘Sai-Elens’ (with a glottal stop between the two words).
Ask someone from Wigan to say, ‘did you hear that sound on the ground near the Crown&Anchor’ and then ask a Mancunian to say it and it sounds like a different language.
Ask a Loiner to say, ‘I didn’t know Joe was out in the snow’ and then ask a Mancunian to say it and, again, it sounds like a different language.

The Salford/Manchester accent is very specific compared to those you’ve said it sounds the same as.

Ask a Southerner to listen to a Mancunian and a Scouser say, ‘I didn’t know Joe was out in the snow’ and they would really struggle to tell the difference.

Although, young Mancunian lads don’t have a proper Salford/Manchester accent anymore. They sound more like the Londoners off Top Boy than they do Mancs. That new ‘belieeeve meee bro’ “Manchester”[but certainly not Manchester] accent is a proper abomination to the ears, they sound like twats. But the true Salford/Manchester accent is class and often ranks well above the Scouse accent in best accents in the country.