Tuearts right boot
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Middle aged blokes with boy band haircuts....you look fucking ridiculous, grow up.
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Stupid little things that bug you
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Bill Walker
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So tits and arse then ?Crumbs in the bed. Gets right on my tits. And in my arse crack.
Fred_Quimby
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Cars that travel to close to each other on motorways so that one car touches the brakes the next overreacts and so so that 30 cars back the lane is stationary.
lefty goldblatt
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Last week, Mrs G had some stuff "delivered" by one of these clowns.Amazon ‘delivery’ drivers. Yesterday one of the cunts left my daughter’s dress on the step and didn’t knock. Expecting a parcel today, nip to the toilet, heard no knock but came down to check outside and shoes have been left just by the front garden wall which is low so any **** walking past could’ve had them . Obviously just put it there from the pavement. Fucking lazy cunts
She asked me had I seen it, as she was at work.
"No".
"They're saying it was dropped off".
So I checked in the garden, as it wasn't at the front door. No sign. So I had the brainwave of checking the blue recycling bin, which was on the pavement (as was everyone else's in the street) ready for emptying.
Yes. The thick fucker had put it on top of empty bottles, bean cans, cardboard etc, when it's obvious it was out to be emptied.
dont they know that it takes a while for you to get from the west wing to the front doorDelivery people that give you 12 seconds to get to the door before fucking off.
During those 12 seconds, they knock constantly on the door and press all bells possible.
Citizen of Legoland
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Taylor Swift. Is it me or is there something weird about her.
not weird per se, i just dont get it, she isnt especially good looking or wonderfully talented, so i just dont get the hero worshipTaylor Swift. Is it me or is there something weird about her.
Lavinda Past
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not weird per se, i just dont get it, she isnt especially good looking or wonderfully talented, so i just dont get the hero worship
The power of the Internet. Millions of brainwashed yanks. She'll probably be elected President in the next 30 years.
She's not a patch on Gracie Fields.
tommybooth
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3 things. Mrs never empties the vacum, never fills up the water jug and never fills up the kettle.
its just one thing tbf aint it and thats the mrs3 things. Mrs never empties the vacum, never fills up the water jug and never fills up the kettle.
What if she emptied the vacuum into the kettle, killing 2 birds with one stone ? Would you be happy then ?3 things. Mrs never empties the vacum, never fills up the water jug and never fills up the kettle.
GornikDaze
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Maybe happier if she emptied the water jug into the vacuum and turned it onWhat if she emptied the vacuum into the kettle, killing 2 birds with one stone ? Would you be happy then ?
I lost all respect for her when she entered into that NFL conspiracy.not weird per se, i just dont get it, she isnt especially good looking or wonderfully talented, so i just dont get the hero worship
Alan Harper's Tash
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It does sound that way!dont they know that it takes a while for you to get from the west wing to the front door
We have a 17 year old deaf cat that is on a lap pretty much 24/7, so jumping up and dashing to the door isnt always an option.
How long would you leave it between doorbell presses if you were visiting a friend’s house?
Grassland Blue
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Moobs (or chippy tits) I would say.So tits and arse then ?
Grassland Blue
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You need an electronic gate which locks the delivery man in....dont they know that it takes a while for you to get from the west wing to the front door
a couple of minutes, then id call them an ignorant **** and go homeIt does sound that way!
We have a 17 year old deaf cat that is on a lap pretty much 24/7, so jumping up and dashing to the door isnt always an option.
How long would you leave it between doorbell presses if you were visiting a friend’s house?
you had respect for her?I lost all respect for her when she entered into that NFL conspiracy.
Whoosh!you had respect for her?
Fiftyyearsandcounting
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Everyday is a world something day. Today must be "World drive like a twat day".
I drove just 6 miles to a local garden centre -
1. Pulling out of a side road, waiting for approaching car to pass. At the very last second he indicates left. Stream of traffic behind him which I could have avoided with an earlier signal.
2. Passing a school where the road has been narrowed with priority arrows. My right of way but some young dickhead "aint havin it brov". Comes speeding through causing me to brake sharply. He's laughing as he goes past.
3. Following a lady driver who has her left indicator flashing. Passes two junctions without turning so I'm assuming she's doesn't realise it's on. Two more junctions then, without any change of indicator turns right into a driveway.
All this during a 10-minute drive.
I drove just 6 miles to a local garden centre -
1. Pulling out of a side road, waiting for approaching car to pass. At the very last second he indicates left. Stream of traffic behind him which I could have avoided with an earlier signal.
2. Passing a school where the road has been narrowed with priority arrows. My right of way but some young dickhead "aint havin it brov". Comes speeding through causing me to brake sharply. He's laughing as he goes past.
3. Following a lady driver who has her left indicator flashing. Passes two junctions without turning so I'm assuming she's doesn't realise it's on. Two more junctions then, without any change of indicator turns right into a driveway.
All this during a 10-minute drive.