Everton Thread - 2023/24

[manclad]

Why would it? They are in the bottom 3 worst teams in the league.

Because they have never been relegated in all the years I have been attending football matches. Since March 1966.
It would be a surprise not to see their name on the PL fixture list.

 

[BlueLou82]

Why would it? They are in the bottom 3 worst teams in the league.

We are shite and Dyche is a dinosaur but without the deduction we are 12th, 4 points behind the amazing Newcastle and Man U.

Squad is threadbare, with 3 CM's injured so we had to play Ashley Young and McNeil there!

We are horrific to watch though. Depressing.

 

[Toffeedude]

We scored in injury time and we celebrated like we had got a draw against Spurs. Carragher will go nuts ha ha

 

[Toffeedude]

Just getting meself all confident for a Toffee's victory on Saturday.

Of course, by Saturday, all my confidence will be gone ha ha

 

[TinFoilHat]

Be alright if we could actually score

This Is City you're playing.

Wouldn't surprise if you have 3 shots and score 3 times.

:)

 

[Toffeedude]

This Is City you're playing.

Wouldn't surprise if you have 3 shots and score 3 times.

:)

This is Everton you are playing

Wouldn't surprise if Everton have a shot and they give a penalty to Liverpool

 

[dadnlad]

This is Everton you are playing

Wouldn't surprise if Everton have a shot and they give a penalty to Liverpool

Everton haven't had a penalty this season time to lump on

 

[hammocity]

Not much point having the biggest cock in the pub if no one fancies you.

Or if it’s got a slack inch in the middle

 

[Vienna_70]

Arsenal in the top flight since 1915?

1919.

 

[the plasterer]

This is Everton you are playing

Wouldn't surprise if Everton have a shot and they give a penalty to Liverpool

Very true

 

[blue moony]

So what has Dyce been saying re city and ffp...

Blokes a c@@t

 

[Sk@mcfc]

So what has Dyce been saying re city and ffp...

Blokes a c@@t

These fuckers keep spouting there bullshit without actually knowing nothing or doing any research
It’s a totally different case Dyce you ginger prick

 

[Toffeedude]

These fuckers keep spouting there bullshit without actually knowing nothing or doing any research
It’s a totally different case Dyce you ginger prick

Baldy

 

[bennyboy]

Baldy

Ginger is a better slagging though.

 

[Toffeedude]

Ginger is a better slagging though.

I agree

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Baldy

Bald ginger prick then

 

[paulchapo]

I like our Everton posters on here but fuck me the absolute shite that has been spouted online about City since Everton were docked ten points is ludicrous. It has fuck all to do with us and fuck all to do with our case. Also the assumption that we're in some kind of cosy top six cartel stitching up other clubs is even more ridiculous. The redshirt shite want us gone and have spent years using every trick in the book to achieve that aim. Other clubs jumping on the "What about City???" bandwagon, what fucking difference does us losing the case make to their clubs if they're not Arsenal, United, Liverpool, Chelsea and at an outside shout Spurs? Zero difference and their clubs will never be allowed to challenge at the top, so if we're gone we'll be back to the good old days, the trophies shared between the old cartel. Fucking brain-dead sheep the lot of them.

 

[spacecadet]

Dyche admits he doesn't know too much about it. So why comment you fucking buffoon?

 

[TinFoilHat]

So what has Dyce been saying re city and ffp...

Blokes a c@@t

She's not been the same since her Percy passed away.

 

[tony adcock]

That Branthwaite looks a very good prospect