Joke thread

[blue44]

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[Blue Mist]

I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you..."

I asked her the same question and she replied 'Why, whose asking, what's it gotta do with them'

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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Is that the wrong picture?

Looks like rag nick.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Would that qualify as a well hung parliament.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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He's Jack Grealish and I claim my tenner.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

Happy New Year Blues and anyone else too.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[blue44]