United Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

You never see Jesus and Rashford in the same room. Both go missing on weekends and claim to feed the 5000.

I thought you were talking about Gabriel at first.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is this what you really meant?

You might think that.

I couldn’t possibly comment.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Fuck off rags and then fuck off some more. All your players are cunts to quote a person View attachment 112060

Cantona's ageing well..............

 

[old blue]

And MVP at the Super Bowl followed by a BAFTA -fair digs.

Not forgetting Rosette winner at Crufts.

 

[Chris in London]

Aaaahhhh Fridays what a fucking place that was. Sufuckingperb.

Oh yes, Fridays on a Saturday night.

Or was it Saturdays on a Friday night?

Cracking night either way.

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Bollo]

I do that when I’m driving up the M3 and cross into Surrey, for exactly the same reason.

 

[LesBleuMiserable]

Fuck off rags and then fuck off some more. All your players are cunts to quote a person View attachment 112060

Is that Roy Keane?! Looking good!

 

[WARBABY]

I thought you were talking about Gabriel at first.

No Gabriel is an angel

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Asa's left peg]

if only jesus had access to fish fingers

He did actually. I know his Dad was a chippy (different sort) but he hung around with a lot of fishermen apparently.

Ask Eccles Blue, he was around at the time.

 

[Metal Biker]

That is so petty.




I LOVE it!

 

[laserblue]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

He did actually. I know his Dad was a chippy (different sort) but he hung around with a lot of fishermen apparently.

Ask Eccles Blue, he was around at the time.

@Eccles Blue is a man!
Jesus is working miracles this Easter time.

 

[Eccles Blue]

@Eccles Blue is a man!
Jesus is working miracles this Easter time.

*rofl* You’ve now upset my sister as she rang me on FaceTime just as I read this post and she’s convinced I’ve now become a man without telling her!! (Just kidding, I was laughing so much when she rang she wanted to know why!)

:-)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

He did actually. I know his Dad was a chippy (different sort) but he hung around with a lot of fishermen apparently.

Ask Eccles Blue, he was around at the time.

Eccles Blue is a woman. Well as long as I’ve know her she has been.

 

[Protein Junkie]

*rofl* You’ve now upset my sister as she rang me on FaceTime just as I read this post and she’s convinced I’ve now become a man without telling her!! (Just kidding, I was laughing so much when she rang she wanted to know why!)

:-)

Just tell her you can multi task and that’s removes any doubt :-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Eccles Blue is a woman. Well as long as I’ve know her she has been.

Granted, It is difficult to tell though nowadays, plus you might offend them/they/it/us/our/those.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Eccles Blue is a woman. Well as long as I’ve know her she has been.

I should have said a lady.

 

[Eccles Blue]

I should have said a lady.

Thank you kind sir. :-)