United Thread - 2023/24

[waspish]

U.N.I.T.E.D.....

Of curse Ratcliffe won't be using his money it be another loan!

 

[The perfect fumble]

In amongst all his fictional "non-negotiables" the Rat boy has sneaked in the creation of a disney-like "Manchester United World."

Why not?

Old Toilet's already got piss paddling pools...

Ratboy Petting Zoo...

Ferguson Falls...

Not to mention...

and Stretford Safari Park....

 

[Iassel]

Further confirmation of how fucked the rags are

How desperately cringe to see Kaveh meltdown because his team didn’t get bought by Qatar.

 

[deegee33]

And get us awarded a 3-0 win in the process

That would only cut our goal difference for the match by half.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

not 74, few years ago when they got the liverpool game postponed

Oh, he said about getting the derby abandoned, so assumed you meant 74

 

[mexico1970]

It all went sideways for the rag financial team when an astute lady at the back of the room asked one question.

 

[burning blue soul]

Just as our most despised neighbours are flying out of control to the wall, it looks like WW3 is about to kick off.
Can't they all just hold off on the warmongering for a few more years so we can see these lot crash and burn?

Typical City!!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

they may get an initial injection of money for January but in the medium and longer term they are fucked

Mmmmmm united get a big injection of cash eh!! the vultures will be swarming rubbing their hands at the cash they'll
get for mediocre shite.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

What's the situation with the MIB bunch..they on route anywhere

The zebra pants megastore :)

 

[urban genie]

So sir Jim'll fix it and his team will run the football side, which they have done a bad job in other sports, and have nothing to do with fixing the leaks and building a new training complex, how funny can this get