Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[mancboy]

WT actual fuck, the guy is a total cheesy wanker

said it before and ill say it again he is nowt more than a german harry redknapp

 

[Elbow beards]

We know you don't collect trophies Turkey Teeth

Fred West collected relationships as well, and kept em under his patio.

 

[GornikDaze]

We know you don't collect trophies Turkey Teeth

Opticians and dentists are friends forever

 

[shackattack]

 

[SebastianBlue]

When asked, as a Liverpool fan, would you take Gareth Southgate at Manchester United:

“Yes, please! And twice on Sunday!” - Stevie Nichols

 

[Vienna_70]

Jesus fucking Christ!

 

[blueju]

My theory is that the glory hunting fans of both Liverpool and United have such little “success” in their life outside of football and they’ve convinced themselves that if they support them hard enough they have earned the success too. That way as long as United/Liverpool are winning, they too are winning and can feel good about themselves.

It’s very sad when you think about it

That’s why they strut round their little villages, hamlets and caravan sites with their chests/bellies puffed out in their dipper/rag shirts, it makes them feel all superior.

 

[blueju]

To be fair they do love singing about our famous doctor.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

To be fair they do love singing about our famous doctor.

Always offended, never ashamed. TBF it took Shipman quite number of years to surpass the Scouse body count from one day out in Belgium.

 

[jrb]

The Scousers across X are still going on about the Doku challenge and all the VAR injustices that have happened against LiVARpool this season. Always the victims.