Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[dobingsdobber]

I would love to. Gotta work though.

Tough one mate,will raise a glass in your honour.!!!!!

 

[Gingers Dad]

Lovely to see him get the send off he deserves. Pure tears in my eyes !!

Are these the same staff they tried to furlough during the pandemic?

 

[Gingers Dad]

I reckon he's been pumping someone else's Mrs, or otherwise.

Always looks a bit suspicious the way he hugs those youth team players

 

[Roachy]

I agree that Klopp can be a bit of a bell at times, although that hasn't bothered myself as much as others. However, I'll be glad to see the back of him tbh. He's just a tiresome individual who's run his course. Don't think we'll see him in English football again.

 

[Protein Junkie]

And so it comes to pass, the weekend when Jurgen Norbert Klopp egresses on his White Charger like a modern day King Richard.

Thank you for the legacy, you construct of both physical and emotional elements.

Your strategy of mirroring the Scouse cult worked well for you as you became the leader of FC Bridesmaid.

Your lack of humility when winning and plethora of bizarre excuses when losing is indeed an unwanted legacy.

For me you will be remembered for inciting carnage in Paris and the streets of Liverpool, bowing to the crowd after a draw with West Brom, demonising referees and bending your arse over to the press for colonic irrigation.

Bye bye Bridesmaid.

 

[KentBlue]

FC Bridesmaid. Love it!

 

[Protein Junkie]

KLOPP'S LIVERPOOL GOLDEN ERA

ONE FA cup (on Penalties)

TWO League cups (Both ET & Pens)

ONE UCL on Dodgy Pen(Normal time)

ONE Covid Prem with empty stadiums


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You forgot the 2021 Grand National. He was ridden by Rachael Blakemore and trained by the De Bromhead “unstable” stable

 

[Bollo]

Fucking hell. It’s Klopp bukkake on the telly this morning.

 

[Toffeedude]

Any full kit wankers? Liverpool seem to have a monopoly on this kind of ‘fan’.As you say an odd bunch.

Yep, seen a few already.

 

[malg]

What’s the betting he gets himself sent off and spends the rest of the match in the kop?

Oh my, I wonder if they have any 'non scripted' stuff in the offing? Him jumping into the Kop, or......

Liverpool players come out before kick off and go to the Kop to applaud the fans. They start a rendition of 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.....then a sea of fans move to one side and Bingo comes down the steps from one of the seats to meet the team, who have their trophies won with him........

Come in, who wouldn't want to see that!!!

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Oh my, I wonder if they have any 'non scripted' stuff in the offing? Him jumping into the Kop, or......

Liverpool players come out before kick off and go to the Kop to applaud the fans. They start a rendition of 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.....then a sea of fans move to one side and Bingo comes down the steps from one of the seats to meet the team, who have their trophies won with him........

Come in, who wouldn't want to see that!!!

1-1

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Oh my, I wonder if they have any 'non scripted' stuff in the offing? Him jumping into the Kop, or......

Liverpool players come out before kick off and go to the Kop to applaud the fans. They start a rendition of 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.....then a sea of fans move to one side and Bingo comes down the steps from one of the seats to meet the team, who have their trophies won with him........

Come in, who wouldn't want to see that!!!

The team don’t bother with their warm up and just stand on the half way line, arms folded staring madly at the opposition, whilst wearing Thank you Kloppo T-shirts.

 

[jimharri]

Typical dipper; offended by everything.

 

[Vienna_70]

Just watched Football Focus, and that fucking moron, Dublin, said that the whole of Liverpool will be sorry to see Klippety go.

Yeah, I bet all Evertonians are absolutely gutted.

 

[Vienna_70]

Oh my, I wonder if they have any 'non scripted' stuff in the offing? Him jumping into the Kop, or......

Liverpool players come out before kick off and go to the Kop to applaud the fans. They start a rendition of 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.....then a sea of fans move to one side and Bingo comes down the steps from one of the seats to meet the team, who have their trophies won with him........

Come in, who wouldn't want to see that!!!

I’m glad we’ll be at Etihad.

 

[Elbow beards]

Scouse cunts.

 

[chedinho]

Just seen an interview with Robertson saying that Klopp probably deserved to have won some more trophies.

If you didn't win, you don't deserve it? What on earth is this mentality over at Liverpool? So odd.

Klopp got more than he deserved in my opinion.

 

[KentBlue]

You forgot the 2021 Grand National. He was ridden by Rachael Blakemore and trained by the De Bromhead “unstable” stable

Klopp got more than he deserved in my opinion.

A lot more. For the money spent he's done no better than any other mid-table manager would have done, and yet they bow at his feet like he's some footballing god.

But none of us expected anything different from the cult.

 

[chedinho]

I fancy a Wolves win.

“you lost the league at Goodison Park” should be sung non stop to completely ruin their day.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Fucking hell. It’s Klopp bukkake on the telly this morning.

A splatterfest...one might say, grinhouse.