Keir Starmer

[mosssideblue]

There, edited for you.

 

[domalino]

Haha fucking hell, he's getting in, there really is no need to embarrass yourself with that sort of desperate shit.

What’s wrong about my comment?

Also not sure you’re one to talk about embarrassing oneself in this thread…

 

[Don Karleone]

They weren't laughing at your dad you prick.

 

[mexico1970]

They weren't laughing at your dad you prick.

It isn't a good look for him, surely he isn't that thin skinned?

 

[hilts]

They weren't laughing at your dad you prick.

Surely he's lying and actually realises they were laughing at him constantly mentioning it. No-one can possibly be this deluded surely? If he is trying to deflect and use his dead dad to do it that puts him in utter **** territory.

Turning in his grave? Daft twat:-)

 

[Postman Pep]

Surely he's lying and actually realises they were laughing at him constantly mentioning it. No-one can possibly be this deluded surely? If he is trying to deflect and use his dead dad to do it that puts him in utter **** territory.

Turning in his grave? Daft twat:-)

He's got form tbf. I mean he could have just lied without bringing his mother into it.

 

[Don Karleone]

It isn't a good look for him, surely he isn't that thin skinned?

He does come across that way to me, I don't like him though so probably not best placed to answer.

 

[bluenova]

Just that stubborn 73% still to reach.

 

[TinFoilHat]

He has had a good couple of days , bland as fuck but i think the country needs bland now

Maybe it's the City fan in me as I'm concerned he could still fuck up a majority into a hung parliament.

 

[TinFoilHat]

How many bins will we need to have, is it in the manifesto?

Rainbow coloured and they'll be monitored by secret police in his socialist utopia according to Gbeebies news.

 

[mexico1970]

I heard his dad was a toolmaker, is there any truth in that?

 

[TinFoilHat]

I heard his dad was a toolmaker, is there any truth in that?

He created the biggest tool so I'm guessing he's confirmed it.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Rainbow coloured and they'll be monitored by secret police in his socialist utopia according to Gbeebies news.

BREAKING: Starmer’s communist Labour government spend YOUR TAX on GAY TRANSGENDER BINS

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

BREAKING: Starmer’s communist Labour government spend YOUR TAX on GAY TRANSGENDER BINS

Are they big bins?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

My main takeaway was that I never want to go to Grimsby. Sounds like a bit of a shithole.

Went there a couple of weeks ago. It’s not the worst lace I’ve been in the last twelve months, that would be Middlesbrough, but it’s a joyless place. The weather didn’t help. It’s was Grim all round!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Be amazed if he references his dad’s profession again. Someone will have had a word.

 

[Postman Pep]

 

[hilts]

Are they big bins?

No but don't recycle using the green bin anymore.

 

[jim tolmies perm]

Went there a couple of weeks ago. It’s not the worst lace I’ve been in the last twelve months, that would be Middlesbrough, but it’s a joyless place. The weather didn’t help. It’s was Grim all round!

Is it true the cafés close in the lunch hour?

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Be amazed if he references his dad’s profession again. Someone will have had a word.

Private Eye were taking the piss out of it a month ago.

I dread him trying to make a joke of it and either flubbing the delivery or getting forced laughter. Someone will probably think that it's a good idea though.