United Thread - 2023/24

[abu13]

See above. They’ve signed some **** who’s release is €40m - for €42m ( clown emoji )

to be fair, they have struck a good deal and shows signs of real management. The release clause would need to be paid in full and upfront, the extra £2 million means that they can spread the payments over a number of years and allows them scope to spend money on further additions.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

to be fair, they have struck a good deal and shows signs of real management. The release clause would need to be paid in full and upfront, the extra £2 million means that they can spread the payments over a number of years and allows them scope to spend money on further additions.

But in English they’ve spent 2m more than his release clause. Fucking gorps.

 

[Blue Mist]

See above. They’ve signed some **** who’s release is €40m - for €42m ( clown emoji )

OK but why can't I find it on the Internet? I've broadened my search query and put 'whose this **** the rags have signed' and it still doesn't bring anything up.

 

[manimanc]

Thursday night football woop woop.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

OK but why can't I find it on the Internet? I've broadened my search query and put 'whose this **** the rags have signed' and it still doesn't bring anything up.

Hahaha

 

[SebastianBlue]

Just saw that Donny Van de Beek has joined Girona from United…

Until I read the article I hadn’t realised he had been with the rags for near on four years.

I genuinely thought they had signed him last summer!

 

[SebastianBlue]

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Thursday night football woop woop.

Reckon United are going to struggle against Ruzomberok and Corvinul Hunedoara!

 

[Vienna_70]

Just saw that Donny Van de Beek has joined Girona from United…

Until I read the article I hadn’t realised he had been with the rags for near on four years.

I genuinely thought they had signed him last summer!

That’s what an £80 million player signed for £40 million does to you.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

That’s what an £80 million player signed for £40 million does to you.

Who they’ve then sold for half a million quid.

I love dan ashworth.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Yeah, “Sport Journalism” is well and truly dead.

 

[mexico1970]

Yeah, “Sport Journalism” is well and truly dead.

He'll be their Diego Forlán of their summer splash out. Whilst a decent player before his swamp stint and after, he stunk the game out in this country for the rags.

 

[manimanc]

Yeah, “Sport Journalism” is well and truly dead.

What the actual fuck?

This adam bate is a proper master bater.

 

[remember arthur mann]

1st ever "official" diving coach ?

Manchester United have confirmed Rene Hake and Ruud van Nistelrooy have joined the club as assistant managers to Erik ten Hag

Sounds fishy to me.

 

[freshie]

Weghorst’s backup :)

 

[Vienna_70]

Weghorst’s backup :)

So, let me get this straight.

The rags are about to sign a player, who wasn’t good enough to be considered for selection to the Dutch XI, ahead of Burnley reject, Wout Wehgorst, who in turn, wasn’t good enough for the rags himself?

But, he is Dutch, so that explains it.

 

[Kinkybyname]

So, let me get this straight.

The rags are about to sign a player, who wasn’t good enough to be considered for selection to the Dutch XI, ahead of Burnley reject, Wout Wehgorst, who in turn, wasn’t good enough for the rags himself?

But, he is Dutch, so that explains it.

faxsh

 

[deano ou812]

So, let me get this straight.

The rags are about to sign a player, who wasn’t good enough to be considered for selection to the Dutch XI, ahead of Burnley reject, Wout Wehgorst, who in turn, wasn’t good enough for the rags himself?

But, he is Dutch, so that explains it.

By any chance is this lad at Ajax or was originally with them at some point ?

 

[mexico1970]

Weghorst’s backup :)

Got to love the lads accent :)

 

[Vienna_70]

By any chance is this lad at Ajax or was originally with them at some point ?

Surprisingly, no.

Though, looking at his career to date, he seems like a Dutch version of Rasmus Birtles.

His Wiki page already has him listed as a rag.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Weghorst’s backup :)

MUEN calling paying more than the buy out “genius” then later in the article admitting United have cashflow issues and can’t afford to pay in one go, before prattling on about amoritisation